Yorick, Yorika, Yoreeeeek, does he exist? - Page 2

Lord of Alcohol · 01-05-2003, 01:29 PM

It depends, does he have a cell phone? BUT- what if while trapped under the tree he is bitten by a poisnous snake. Will he still exist, if he ever did?

Attalus · 01-05-2003, 01:31 PM

If he has Rescue Sevices on speed dial, he may still exist. But, not if it is a South American Bushmaster escaped from a traveling circus.

Lord of Alcohol · 01-05-2003, 01:40 PM

Hmmm but if his arms are trapped because he was duct taped by pygmies who were fixin to eat him when he escaped and then had the tree fall on him and the snake bite him, would he still exist?

Attalus · 01-05-2003, 01:44 PM

Only if he had his hair cut by the barber who cuts every person's hair that doesn't do their own haircuts. That way, the person who lies about everyhing will magically appear to release him.

Lord of Alcohol · 01-05-2003, 01:46 PM

I think your as drunk as I am [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Attalus · 01-05-2003, 01:50 PM

LOL, no, when I am drunk I make a lot of misspellings and suggestive remarks.

Lord of Alcohol · 01-05-2003, 02:03 PM

Hmmm if Yorck were drunk in the forest would the forest know he is drunk?

johnny · 01-05-2003, 02:24 PM

I gotta get me some of that beer too.

Downunda · 01-05-2003, 02:25 PM

Pygmies are funny. But when they are in the forest and no-one can see them they might as well not exist.
As for Youreek, I suggest calling his cellphone and asking him if he exists. I'm sure he'll know one way or the other. His Hispanic housekeeper however definately does not exist. She's really Jewish.

Attalus · 01-05-2003, 02:28 PM

If Achilles ran after a turtle, and covered 1/2 of the distance each time, when he finally caught the turtle, would it be Yorick?

01-05-2003, 01:29 PM	#11
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	It depends, does he have a cell phone? BUT- what if while trapped under the tree he is bitten by a poisnous snake. Will he still exist, if he ever did? __________________ No

01-05-2003, 01:31 PM	#12
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	If he has Rescue Sevices on speed dial, he may still exist. But, not if it is a South American Bushmaster escaped from a traveling circus. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

01-05-2003, 01:40 PM	#13
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Hmmm but if his arms are trapped because he was duct taped by pygmies who were fixin to eat him when he escaped and then had the tree fall on him and the snake bite him, would he still exist? __________________ No

01-05-2003, 01:44 PM	#14
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Only if he had his hair cut by the barber who cuts every person's hair that doesn't do their own haircuts. That way, the person who lies about everyhing will magically appear to release him. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

01-05-2003, 01:46 PM	#15
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	I think your as drunk as I am [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ No

01-05-2003, 01:50 PM	#16
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	LOL, no, when I am drunk I make a lot of misspellings and suggestive remarks. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

01-05-2003, 02:03 PM	#17
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Hmmm if Yorck were drunk in the forest would the forest know he is drunk? __________________ No

01-05-2003, 02:24 PM	#18
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	I gotta get me some of that beer too. __________________

01-05-2003, 02:25 PM	#19
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	Pygmies are funny. But when they are in the forest and no-one can see them they might as well not exist. As for Youreek, I suggest calling his cellphone and asking him if he exists. I'm sure he'll know one way or the other. His Hispanic housekeeper however definately does not exist. She's really Jewish. __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

01-05-2003, 02:28 PM	#20
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	If Achilles ran after a turtle, and covered 1/2 of the distance each time, when he finally caught the turtle, would it be Yorick? __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

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