08-21-2001, 06:48 PM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on the table. He has the biggest feet she has ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what is said about men with big feet. The cowboy says, "It sure is, why not come with me over to my place and let me prove it to you?" She figures why not, and so she spends the night with him. The next morning she hands him a $100.00 bill. Blushing, he stammers, "I'm very flattered, ain't nobody never paid me for my services before." To this the woman replied, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit!" ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
08-21-2001, 07:27 PM | #2 |
Very Mad Bird
Join Date: January 7, 2001
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------------------ I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... A fair dinkum laughing Hyena! |
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