The burglar

[Arvon]

True Burglary Story

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot all the sons of bitches ! .” Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

[DJG]

Originally posted by Arvon: True Burglary Story George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. “Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot all the sons of bitches ! .” Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!” George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

Are you absolutley sure that that is true??

I heard that going round my school for ages!.......

[Sio]

A few weeks ago a smack-head broke into my mates house while he was upstairs, he only got one CD before he realized my mate was in, he ran out and actually crapped on my friends lawn!

[Horatio]

Lol, one of my friends throws javelin and discus, as well as a little shot sometimes. He's 6'4" and is HUGE. Some 17 year olds broke into his flat near Christmas while he was sleeping. He woke up and they were falling over themselves to get out of the place. Surprise surprise, they dropped anything they'd taken

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Sio: A few weeks ago a smack-head broke into my mates house while he was upstairs, he only got one CD before he realized my mate was in, he ran out and actually crapped on my friends lawn!

Apparently lots of burglars do that after the theft, from pure anxiety/fear.... yuck.

[DarkAngel]

i heard abouta story where a burgler was on the roof of a house. he was attmpting to get in, the roof gave way ,he fell through two floors and landed on a knife, and sewed the owners and won.lol

[Redblueflare]

Originally posted by DarkAngel: i heard abouta story where a burgler was on the roof of a house. he was attmpting to get in, the roof gave way ,he fell through two floors and landed on a knife, and seued the owners and won.lol

How?? How could you possibly win that case? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] LMAO! Arvon

[ 10-16-2002, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Redblueflare ]