05-07-2003, 01:16 AM | #1 |
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Smoked boneless man--$2.09 a pound.
Remember, you get what you pay for, and at Krucker's Furniture, you pay less. For Sale: Antique dresser, perfect for a lady with thick legs and large drawers. Homemade American flag for sale. Sixty stars and one pole, $75. For Sale: Chip and Dale mahogany table. Employment wanted: Former drug Dealer. Plenty of business and security experience. For Sale: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate. Tired of working for only $9.25 an hour? We offer full benefits and flexible hours. Starting pay anywhere from $7 to $9 per hour. Wanted: Forty women for stripping machine operators in factory. Have Viagra! Need women, any woman between age of 18 and 75. Saul's Auto Repair: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
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05-07-2003, 01:21 AM | #2 | |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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05-07-2003, 01:28 AM | #3 | |
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05-07-2003, 01:34 AM | #4 | |
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05-07-2003, 03:14 AM | #5 |
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I'm interested, what's the phone number so I can contact them?
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05-07-2003, 03:22 AM | #6 | |
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05-07-2003, 08:39 AM | #7 |
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I've neer seen these before!! Very funny!!!
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