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Old 05-07-2003, 01:16 AM   #1
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Smoked boneless man--$2.09 a pound.

Remember, you get what you pay for, and at Krucker's Furniture, you pay less.

For Sale: Antique dresser, perfect for a lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Homemade American flag for sale. Sixty stars and one pole, $75.

For Sale: Chip and Dale mahogany table.

Employment wanted: Former drug Dealer. Plenty of business and security experience.

For Sale: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate.

Tired of working for only $9.25 an hour? We offer full benefits and flexible hours. Starting pay anywhere from $7 to $9 per hour.

Wanted: Forty women for stripping machine operators in factory.

Have Viagra! Need women, any woman between age of 18 and 75.

Saul's Auto Repair: Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
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Old 05-07-2003, 01:21 AM   #2
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For Sale: Antique dresser, perfect for a lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Wait a second... I know some people like that [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-07-2003, 01:28 AM   #3
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For Sale: Antique dresser, perfect for a lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Wait a second... I know some people like that [img]smile.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]oh you're bad [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-07-2003, 01:34 AM   #4
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Oh you're bad [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And yet sooo good [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

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Old 05-07-2003, 03:14 AM   #5
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I'm interested, what's the phone number so I can contact them?
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Old 05-07-2003, 03:22 AM   #6
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Employment wanted: Former drug Dealer. Plenty of business and security experience.
at least they are very specific eh?
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Old 05-07-2003, 08:39 AM   #7
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I've neer seen these before!! Very funny!!!
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