Assassin Test - Page 2

Avatar · 06-04-2002, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý:

quote:
Originally posted by Avatar:
Ever considered the possibility that she is in fact a man in disguise?

See you need a man to think of these things

a man?! a man?!!!! [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] what happened to my fluffy bunny???! ~stomps off in a huff~
[/QUOTE]I think you mean Lollipop, sexy...

Suzaku · 06-04-2002, 12:16 PM

Assasain Test part 2:

1. Would you commit an assasination job for the government?
a) Yes
b) No

2. Could you spend the next 6 monthes of your life on a secr4et mission?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Maybe, depending on the pay...

3. Enemies capture you and stick you on the "lie detector" machine. What do you do?
a) Cry, slobber and blubber at their feet until they release you thinking you're insane.
b) Drop into Zen like meditation and actually drop your heart beat.
c) laugh and take them all out for a beer saying that the joke's over.

4. You see someone burning your country's flag. What do you do?
a) Stand back and watch the first amendments in action.
b) Call the cops
c) Beat the living s**t out of them with their own *accidentally* torm off arm.
d) Get out a lighter and go find another flag.

I think you can figure out how much of an assasain you would make by your own responses. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý · 06-04-2002, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avatar:
I think you mean Lollipop, sexy...

well I certainly don't mean that! ~points at pouffed up macho figure~ *turns up nose*

Avatar · 06-04-2002, 12:24 PM

Sorry me and Eternity have gone off-topic, but I gotta stand up for the guys once in a while ya know!

Right Lads?

Suzaku · 06-04-2002, 12:26 PM

Zat mean Eternity's female?

Edit: *went to check profiles*

[ 06-04-2002, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Suzaku ]

Avatar · 06-04-2002, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suzaku:
Zat mean Eternity's female?

Edit: *went to check profiles*

me proud to be in touch with my feminine side!

Suzaku · 06-04-2002, 12:31 PM

*cough* aka girlfriend *cough*

Oops, did I say that?

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-06-2002, 07:10 AM

I found that story incredibly funny. I guess teh CIA should have been more specific with their intructions ; shoot, not kill. hmm. oh well. and btw simply because someone posts a story like that doesnt mean that they are nesseccarly gonna follow the moral and kill everyone....does it?

(btw i hope the gal that posted this isnt anything like the character shes named herself after...)

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-07-2002, 04:27 AM

Just a random question totally off the topic... if I join your 'army of darkness'; I *wont* be required to take a test like this will I? (not to mention the fact im 17, and I DONT have a wife to kill...)

06-07-2002, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
I found that story incredibly funny. I guess teh CIA should have been more specific with their intructions ; shoot, not kill. hmm. oh well. and btw simply because someone posts a story like that doesnt mean that they are nesseccarly gonna follow the moral and kill everyone....does it?

(btw i hope the gal that posted this isnt anything like the character shes named herself after...)

Oh Calaethis, you have nothing to be afraid of! You live in England and that's a long way from here! The chances of me choosing you as my next victim are very slim!

06-04-2002, 12:16 PM	#12
Suzaku Drow Warrior Join Date: December 11, 2001 Location: Canada, AB Age: 38 Posts: 264	Assasain Test part 2: 1. Would you commit an assasination job for the government? a) Yes b) No 2. Could you spend the next 6 monthes of your life on a secr4et mission? a) Yes b) No c) Maybe, depending on the pay... 3. Enemies capture you and stick you on the "lie detector" machine. What do you do? a) Cry, slobber and blubber at their feet until they release you thinking you're insane. b) Drop into Zen like meditation and actually drop your heart beat. c) laugh and take them all out for a beer saying that the joke's over. 4. You see someone burning your country's flag. What do you do? a) Stand back and watch the first amendments in action. b) Call the cops c) Beat the living s*t out of them with their own accidentally* torm off arm. d) Get out a lighter and go find another flag. I think you can figure out how much of an assasain you would make by your own responses. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br />Irresponsibility: No single raindrop will believe that it is to blame for the resulting flood. -Anonymous <br />IW PT Sig-Artist

06-04-2002, 12:24 PM	#14
Avatar Vampire Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Cambridge Age: 41 Posts: 3,877	Sorry me and Eternity have gone off-topic, but I gotta stand up for the guys once in a while ya know! Right Lads? __________________ <b>Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý \'s Avariel<br /></b><br />Creator and Mithril Protector of the ALSB Clan <br /> [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/avatar.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

06-04-2002, 12:26 PM	#15
Suzaku Drow Warrior Join Date: December 11, 2001 Location: Canada, AB Age: 38 Posts: 264	Zat mean Eternity's female? Edit: went to check profiles [ 06-04-2002, 12:28 PM: Message edited by: Suzaku ] __________________ <br />Irresponsibility: No single raindrop will believe that it is to blame for the resulting flood. -Anonymous <br />IW PT Sig-Artist

06-04-2002, 12:31 PM	#17
Suzaku Drow Warrior Join Date: December 11, 2001 Location: Canada, AB Age: 38 Posts: 264	cough aka girlfriend cough Oops, did I say that? __________________ <br />Irresponsibility: No single raindrop will believe that it is to blame for the resulting flood. -Anonymous <br />IW PT Sig-Artist

06-06-2002, 07:10 AM	#18
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	I found that story incredibly funny. I guess teh CIA should have been more specific with their intructions ; shoot, not kill. hmm. oh well. and btw simply because someone posts a story like that doesnt mean that they are nesseccarly gonna follow the moral and kill everyone....does it? (btw i hope the gal that posted this isnt anything like the character shes named herself after...) __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

06-07-2002, 04:27 AM	#19
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	Just a random question totally off the topic... if I join your 'army of darkness'; I wont be required to take a test like this will I? (not to mention the fact im 17, and I DONT have a wife to kill...) __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

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