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Old 04-25-2003, 07:33 PM   #1
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Right, 12 simple questions for you. Pm me your answers and I will give you your score

Rankings

0 - Brain Dead
1-3 Idiot
7-9 Normal
10-11 Above Normal
12 Genius

Questions

1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
2. How many birth days does the average male have?
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
4. In baseball how many outs make an inning?
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you 3 pills, he tells you to take one every half hour. How many minutes will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Good luck

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Old 04-25-2003, 07:54 PM   #2
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Right, 12 simple questions for you. Pm me your answers and I will give you your score

Rankings

0 - Brain Dead
1-3 Idiot
7-9 Normal
10-11 Above Normal
12 Genius

Questions
1. Do they have a forth of July in England? No. We have a Fourth of July though.
2. How many birth days does the average male have? One.
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? All of them.
4. In baseball how many outs make an inning? They don't.
5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? No, he's dead.
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? You've taken 2, so 2.
8. A doctor gives you 3 pills, he tells you to take one every half hour. How many minutes will the pills last? 1 and a half hours.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing? 9
10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? Moses didn't.
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat.
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? Probably a really obvious trick I'm missing here in this one, but meh- 12.

Good luck
A bit easy, they are generally fairly obvious anyway, but the real problem is, most of these exact questions have been asked in threads before.

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Old 04-25-2003, 08:00 PM   #3
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Well Tathyr you scored 10 out of 12, making you

Above Normal

....for someone above normal I would have expected you to be able to read the "pm me the answers" bit [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Old 04-25-2003, 08:07 PM   #4
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Hmm... now I have to try and see which other I got wrong, I know I probably got #12 wrong.. but there is one more I missed...
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:11 PM   #5
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Try #8 - if I had 3 pills and took one every half hour I would be out of pills in an hour [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:14 PM   #6
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Well done Davros [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:14 PM   #7
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:17 PM   #8
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Is the other one that is wrong #4?
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:20 PM   #9
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Well I cant just tell you can I? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dagorion scored 7, this makes him

Normal
...which is a shock to me
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:22 PM   #10
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I think its number 1 that is wrong...
I would say: Yes everywhere has a fourth of July.

Or it would be number 8 The question asks: How many MINUTES.????
But i could be wrong.

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