COME IN AND HAVE A FEAST ON DOUGH BOY

[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by Donut: I fail to see the humour in this thread. I hope the moderators are watching it carefully. It is an affront to donuts everywhere. How would you like it if you were discriminated against in this way? Do you think it's easy going through life as a donut, having people joke about rings and fillings all the time. My father was a donut and he once said to me 'Son, be a proud donut and hold your head up high, walk tall and look the world right in the eye' but this constant demeaning is getting me down.

Hey, donut, I was wondering...

How do you feel about Homer Simpson? I mean, he obviously LOVES you, and even worships you.... "mmmmmmmmmm donuts"

But, like many religions, the one worshiped is "taken" into the body of the worshiper... "eaten" per se... kinda like a cartoon mass...

So, do you feel honored by Homer and his donut-worship, or do you fear his disciples and their fanaticism? Are you ever afraid that a friend may give in to his baser desires and take a bite?

Your buddy, (sure, you can trust me. Don't mind the mug of coffee I'm holding...)

The DunkinDawg


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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil.

"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

[bilqis]

Originally posted by Donut: I fail to see the humour in this thread. I hope the moderators are watching it carefully. It is an affront to donuts everywhere. How would you like it if you were discriminated against in this way? Do you think it's easy going through life as a donut, having people joke about rings and fillings all the time. My father was a donut and he once said to me 'Son, be a proud donut and hold your head up high, walk tall and look the world right in the eye' but this constant demeaning is getting me down.

ROFLMAO!! Tooooo funny!

Donut.. I've been meaning to ask you.. are you a glazed donut? Frosted? What flavor? Don't worry, you're safe telling me. I don't eat donuts.


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Sometimes I think I
understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.

[Sazerac]

Donuts for all!

Donuts and SPAM...a most unappealing combination!

[AzureWolf]

Mmmmmmm Donuts

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either.

Founding Hamlet of the HADB.

[Charean]

Bump for the Dough Boy cometh....

[AzureWolf]

Ye gods I havent seen this in ages, now the pic SB posted here was a bloody classic

[Ar-Cunin]

Always nice to start the day with a good laugh/evil chuckle

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Donuts have a class system. Jam or ring [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhh!! I just saw Azzy's old sig agan, and was once more mentally scarred by Mimi!! Noooooo!
Oh well *starts eating doughboy's* Mmmm... crispy!
I have a recipe in fact.
Get a stout rolling pin, then, incapacitate him by poking his belly, or whatever he hides under that apron, then while he's giggling press him flat.
Try to ignore the screams, and methodially worrk him into a long thin cylinder, then get a long utensil, maybe a kebab stick and wrap him in a spiralling motion, while still alive of course, around it until it is wrapped around the whole stick.
Next, spread some jam of your choice over the doughy bits, and in some of the gaps between dough and next bit, then proceed to roast him alive over a hot fire.
Mmmmmmmmmm.... jam twister!