Antagonist's Anarchy: Magically-Deviant Mental Asylum (or OOC) - Page 29

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 07-17-2007, 01:27 PM

Okay peeps, I'd like at least two minor allergies or one major allergy from each character.

Thank you.

Legolas · 07-17-2007, 02:44 PM

Ydalon:
- Allergic to death (his own at least, but he doesn't know it. Is that major?)
- Allergic to danger (minor, an itch near the left shoulderblade which serves as a sixth sense)

Or maybe I'll settle for horses leading to a running nose followed soon after by teary eyes and a nickel-related contact allergy which flares up after prolonged exposure instead.

dplax · 07-17-2007, 03:02 PM

Nivram: major allergy to cats.

DrowArchmage · 07-17-2007, 03:38 PM

Jason : Minor allergy to rodents and cats.

sorry avout that.
He doesnt like cats, but dogs are just fine.

[ 07-18-2007, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: DrowArchmage ]

Ivelliis · 07-17-2007, 05:37 PM

DAM, it's either one major or two minor. You can't just have one minor

Telryn, as stated in his character description, has an uber phobia (checked with CD, phobias are ok) of fire. In controlled environment (ie. small lantern) it's fine, but if it's uncontrollable he'll be a nervous wreck [img]smile.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 07-17-2007, 05:47 PM

Isokla's allergies/phobias are: ignorance, stupidity, and men. [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

...and an unhealthy fascination with stopping individuals she dislikes from procreating.

Oh, she's also afraid of being buried alive. It may have happened once or twice to make her dislike it. And no doubt, she has deep seated "Daddy Issues". Explains a lot, doesn't it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 07-17-2007, 07:31 PM

On another note (and do excuse the double post, but this really deserves a post of its own...)

In recognition of AA's two year birthday (since we completely missed the last one)

The actual game started on the 21 July 2005; the OOC thread started on the 15th July 2005.

Today's the 18th, The difference between them is near enough. So without further ado I present to you...

'Telryn: the Glory Years'
featuring "MANTHING", "Isokla 'look at me and I'll cut you off'," "Jason", "Nivram the drunk" and many, many more...

Act I: Riverside Lake
Scene begins: Standing at the lakeside, Telryn the hero of our tale casts his manly gaze around. He is on a quest. A quest of dire urgency. He is searching for 'MANTHING' and the secrets to life itself - for men. See next time for our womanly mysteries and your mind will break as you try to unravel them.

Telryn, over six foot tall; muscular, bulky; he is a warrior; he is a man's man. He is the CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD.

Next to the river is a woman. She is glaring daggers at anyone who wanders close and seems to be lying on the ground with an deep wound, bleeding to death. No one dares approach.

Up steps Telryn...

Telryn: You there! Woman! You are in need of assistance! I am TELRYN! CAPTAIN OF 'THE GUARD'. I am a HERO. A warrior! I will SAVE you! I am - A Man's Man. That's right. A Man's Man.
*Telryn poses*
Isokla: You come near me and I'll- *Isokla swoons, falling head over heels in love with his manly pose*
Isokla: Oh Telryn, I am Isokla; a wounded maiden! Aid me, I beg you - I have been hurt by evil, wicked bandits to the north and-
Telryn: FEAR NOT! FOR I AM HERE! I AM A MAN'S MAN AND I WILL SAVE YOU! HOO-RAH!

Telryn dashes off

Isokla: That... he left me here to bleed to death!

Meanwhile...

Up near the north, Nivram the Drunk is staggering from town to town... in search of alcohol; to experience strange new heights; to go where no drunk has gone before. *cue music*

Telryn dashes past

Telryn: WAIT! Is that a drunk I see? I must save him from his stupor! YOU THERE! GOOD FELLOW! JOIN WITH ME AND TOGETHER WE SHALL AVENGE THE WRONGS OF THE WORLD -
Nivram: Got booze?
Telryn: All I have is cheap hooch, ol' chap.
Nivram: That'll do.
Telryn: HOO-RAH! MY FIRST COMPANION! Now to save the maiden in distress by DESTROYING THE BANDIT NEST OF VILLAINOUS SCUM!
Nivram: Not so load *groans*

Telryn dashes off with another loud 'Hoo-rah'

Two hours pass

They are at the edge of the forest, near Lakeside Village, at the Swan's Pool, an inn.

Jason is currently being molested by bandits...

Jason: No! I'll never join you! I'd never be a part of your evil!
Bandit 1: Oh, but you will
Jason: Never! I'd rather die!
Bandit 2: That can be arranged...
Bandit 1: Let's have some fun and force him to come along!
*bandits cackle evilly*

Telryn rushes up
Telryn: HOO-RAH! BANDITS!
Jason: YES! Let me join you! They are evil! I am not with them!
Telryn: HOO-RAH!
Nivram: Not so loud...

Telryn flexes his giant abs and the bandits begin to flee; he and Jason cut them down with giant sweeps of their swords while Nivram stands nearby drinking.

Telryn: HOO-RAH! WHO'S NEXT?! You! Bandit...

*Telryn eyes Jason*

Telryn: Hey Gorgeous, *putting his strong, manly muscular arm round the boy* Did anyone ever tell you you're quite cute?
Jason: ARRGH!
Nivram: Need more hooch...

Meanwhile

Isokla: Damnit, where is that fool? I'm getting blood all over my skirts. I should be cooking up some exotic fish dish and threatening to poison everyone, or plucking hairs out of younger girls' eyebrows and making them scream!

Somewhere to the west, the sound of singing is heard... and an old man is crowned...

Back at the forest...

A resounding 'Hoo-rah' is heard

Telryn: Now, where were we cutie?
Nivram: What about that girl?
Telryn: HOO-RAH! I'll 'rescue' her next. *Telryn winks*

And that's how the CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD does things.

The End

Feel free to add your own.
Edit: thanks to Ivelliis for allowing his character to be mutilated more horribly than everyone elses'.

[ 07-17-2007, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Legolas · 07-17-2007, 08:58 PM

Since you ask so nicely, let me honour the occasion with a poem I wrote in the middle of the night just now.

See us carting bloom
Over golden arches where as children
Bright in the playground of madness
Where masters of sight gaze
Out upon our memories of damaged comrades
Surrendered we look for stars
Burning between salient worlds
Unseen where plays
The same tale differently not recognising
The figures marching through the skyless void
Above for they are yet more
Mirrored than their trails and what seems
To me so long skipping straight ahead
In circles is only a garden's
Path and dinner is hours
More away

DrowArchmage · 07-18-2007, 07:22 PM

wow, thats pretty much all i got for that.

Legolas · 08-20-2007, 06:46 PM

I'll be posting again tomorrow. You may want to hide the children tonight.

07-17-2007, 01:27 PM	#281
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	Okay peeps, I'd like at least two minor allergies or one major allergy from each character. Thank you. __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

07-17-2007, 02:44 PM	#282
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Ydalon: - Allergic to death (his own at least, but he doesn't know it. Is that major?) - Allergic to danger (minor, an itch near the left shoulderblade which serves as a sixth sense) Or maybe I'll settle for horses leading to a running nose followed soon after by teary eyes and a nickel-related contact allergy which flares up after prolonged exposure instead. __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

07-17-2007, 03:02 PM	#283
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 38 Posts: 5,577	Nivram: major allergy to cats. __________________

07-17-2007, 05:37 PM	#285
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	DAM, it's either one major or two minor. You can't just have one minor Telryn, as stated in his character description, has an uber phobia (checked with CD, phobias are ok) of fire. In controlled environment (ie. small lantern) it's fine, but if it's uncontrollable he'll be a nervous wreck [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________

07-18-2007, 07:22 PM	#289
DrowArchmage Mephistopheles Join Date: July 29, 2004 Location: Mt. Pleasant, MI Age: 33 Posts: 1,400	wow, thats pretty much all i got for that. __________________ "Love is an odd thing, as odd a thing there is" -al'Lan Mandragoran, Last Lord of the Seven Towers

07-17-2007, 03:38 PM	#284
DrowArchmage Mephistopheles Join Date: July 29, 2004 Location: Mt. Pleasant, MI Age: 33 Posts: 1,400	Jason : Minor allergy to rodents and cats. sorry avout that. He doesnt like cats, but dogs are just fine. [ 07-18-2007, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: DrowArchmage ]

07-17-2007, 05:47 PM	#286
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	Isokla's allergies/phobias are: ignorance, stupidity, and men. [img]tongue.gif[/img] . ...and an unhealthy fascination with stopping individuals she dislikes from procreating. Oh, she's also afraid of being buried alive. It may have happened once or twice to make her dislike it. And no doubt, she has deep seated "Daddy Issues". Explains a lot, doesn't it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-17-2007, 07:31 PM	#287
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	On another note (and do excuse the double post, but this really deserves a post of its own...) In recognition of AA's two year birthday (since we completely missed the last one) The actual game started on the 21 July 2005; the OOC thread started on the 15th July 2005. Today's the 18th, The difference between them is near enough. So without further ado I present to you... 'Telryn: the Glory Years' featuring "MANTHING", "Isokla 'look at me and I'll cut you off'," "Jason", "Nivram the drunk" and many, many more... Act I: Riverside Lake Scene begins: Standing at the lakeside, Telryn the hero of our tale casts his manly gaze around. He is on a quest. A quest of dire urgency. He is searching for 'MANTHING' and the secrets to life itself - for men. See next time for our womanly mysteries and your mind will break as you try to unravel them. Telryn, over six foot tall; muscular, bulky; he is a warrior; he is a man's man. He is the CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD. Next to the river is a woman. She is glaring daggers at anyone who wanders close and seems to be lying on the ground with an deep wound, bleeding to death. No one dares approach. Up steps Telryn... Telryn: You there! Woman! You are in need of assistance! I am TELRYN! CAPTAIN OF 'THE GUARD'. I am a HERO. A warrior! I will SAVE you! I am - A Man's Man. That's right. A Man's Man. Telryn poses Isokla: You come near me and I'll- Isokla swoons, falling head over heels in love with his manly* pose* Isokla: Oh Telryn, I am Isokla; a wounded maiden! Aid me, I beg you - I have been hurt by evil, wicked bandits to the north and- Telryn: FEAR NOT! FOR I AM HERE! I AM A MAN'S MAN AND I WILL SAVE YOU! HOO-RAH! Telryn dashes off Isokla: That... he left me here to bleed to death! Meanwhile... Up near the north, Nivram the Drunk is staggering from town to town... in search of alcohol; to experience strange new heights; to go where no drunk has gone before. cue music Telryn dashes past Telryn: WAIT! Is that a drunk I see? I must save him from his stupor! YOU THERE! GOOD FELLOW! JOIN WITH ME AND TOGETHER WE SHALL AVENGE THE WRONGS OF THE WORLD - Nivram: Got booze? Telryn: All I have is cheap hooch, ol' chap. Nivram: That'll do. Telryn: HOO-RAH! MY FIRST COMPANION! Now to save the maiden in distress by DESTROYING THE BANDIT NEST OF VILLAINOUS SCUM! Nivram: Not so load groans Telryn dashes off with another loud 'Hoo-rah' Two hours pass They are at the edge of the forest, near Lakeside Village, at the Swan's Pool, an inn. Jason is currently being molested by bandits... Jason: No! I'll never join you! I'd never be a part of your evil! Bandit 1: Oh, but you will Jason: Never! I'd rather die! Bandit 2: That can be arranged... Bandit 1: Let's have some fun and force him to come along! bandits cackle evilly Telryn rushes up Telryn: HOO-RAH! BANDITS! Jason: YES! Let me join you! They are evil! I am not with them! Telryn: HOO-RAH! Nivram: Not so loud... Telryn flexes his giant abs and the bandits begin to flee; he and Jason cut them down with giant sweeps of their swords while Nivram stands nearby drinking. Telryn: HOO-RAH! WHO'S NEXT?! You! Bandit... Telryn eyes Jason Telryn: Hey Gorgeous, putting his strong, manly muscular arm round the boy Did anyone ever tell you you're quite cute? Jason: ARRGH! Nivram: Need more hooch... Meanwhile Isokla: Damnit, where is that fool? I'm getting blood all over my skirts. I should be cooking up some exotic fish dish and threatening to poison everyone, or plucking hairs out of younger girls' eyebrows and making them scream! Somewhere to the west, the sound of singing is heard... and an old man is crowned... Back at the forest... A resounding 'Hoo-rah' is heard Telryn: Now, where were we cutie? Nivram: What about that girl? Telryn: HOO-RAH! I'll 'rescue' her next. Telryn winks And that's how the CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD does things. The End Feel free to add your own. Edit: thanks to Ivelliis for allowing his character to be mutilated more horribly than everyone elses'. [ 07-17-2007, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

07-17-2007, 08:58 PM	#288
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Since you ask so nicely, let me honour the occasion with a poem I wrote in the middle of the night just now. See us carting bloom Over golden arches where as children Bright in the playground of madness Where masters of sight gaze Out upon our memories of damaged comrades Surrendered we look for stars Burning between salient worlds Unseen where plays The same tale differently not recognising The figures marching through the skyless void Above for they are yet more Mirrored than their trails and what seems To me so long skipping straight ahead In circles is only a garden's Path and dinner is hours More away

08-20-2007, 06:46 PM	#290
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Re: Antagonist's Anarchy: Magically-Deviant Mental Asylum (or OOC) I'll be posting again tomorrow. You may want to hide the children tonight. __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

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