Irony

slackerboy · 05-26-2002, 06:42 PM

I will spend hours organizing my house in the game and getting all my loot layed about, but i wont take 30 seconds to take a dirty glass back to the kitchen

Epona · 05-26-2002, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackerboy:
I will spend hours organizing my house in the game and getting all my loot layed about, but i wont take 30 seconds to take a dirty glass back to the kitchen

Well I haven't got Morrowind yet (released here next Friday) but I know the feeling. My study is a complete tip and I'm a lazy bastard.

vesselle · 05-26-2002, 07:55 PM

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!

that sounds SO familiar. i mean, of course, not in MY apartment, no way... i mean ... y'know .... someone else's ... place ......

::trails off, sounding so lame::

V***V

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img]

Kakero · 05-26-2002, 08:18 PM

yeah, that sound awfully familiar. maybe we should create a maid mod so she can tidy up your house.

*\Conan/* · 05-27-2002, 11:15 AM

LoL!

What about those NPCs who keep hound meat in a wooden barrel next to their beds!! SICK!
When they get hungry just roll over hack off a chunk and eat it! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Megabot · 05-27-2002, 11:30 AM

It sound like my house hehe! And my kitchen look like it have been warzone there

I always take a new glass when i shall drink something so it 100 dirty glass in my "warzone" of and kitchen haha!

[ 05-27-2002, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

dwarf4hire · 05-28-2002, 11:40 AM

LMBFAO!!!

Oh, I HAVE to respond to this one. I just took out the trash, in it are 19 empty cheeze-it boxes me and my brother had piled around the computer...there are still three half-full(or half-empty, your choice)boxes left along with 9 of those tupperware-like paper plate holders, 7 almost empty cups with molding coco-cola, one empy coke can, about 15 half-read magazines lying on the guest bed behind us and...oops, make that 20 empty cheeze-it boxes, I just kicked another one that was hiding under the desk....wow...I gotta go...I think I've got some cleaning to do...or maybe I'll buy another house...yeah, maybe it's time to move.

DraconisRex · 05-28-2002, 12:15 PM

My desk is a mess as I organize by remembering exactly where I put every thing own, down to the screw. Heaven help me when someone rifles through it...

But at least it isn't covered with Cheeze-it boxs or dirty glasses. No food near the computers!!!

Or cats! One of my cats tried to help me put together my new computer last night by playing with my new GeForce4 TI 4600. Little bugger is lucky he's still alive.

vesselle · 05-28-2002, 01:42 PM

ROFLMAOPIMP!!

bringing pets into the equation, are we?

[img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img]

mine loves to lay ontop of my monitor, with her huge fluffy bunny tail twitching across the screen! she looks at me from the corner of her eye, knowing that its bugging the heck outta me.

but that's minor compared to when i start talking to the game! she decides that the pc is a pest she needs to deal with and will swat the screen with her paw, or dive onto the keyboard to attack all those noisy little thingies that clatter away as i play.

and of course, her other favorite place to lounge around, besides the monitor, is smack in the center of a shelf with ALL my game CDs or boxes on it!

when she's helpful and in a good mood, then she decides it's her turn to play and she either dives for the mouse to move it around or pounces onto the keyboard to make up some new keyboard commands of her own.

[img]graemlins/catchase.gif[/img]

i swear she can actually change screens etc by doing that! or Three Finger Salute my computer closed!! devious thing!

[img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

V***V

[img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img]

dwarf4hire · 05-30-2002, 03:07 PM

Eh? Sorry...what was that, Vesselle? REALLY, m'lady, I consider myself quite a controlled person most of the time. I don't hit on women on the internet, I don't bother the ladies at work with sexual harrassment issues or anything else that isn't proper, I don't go out to bars to pick up some drunken hussie(I go to bars, just not too often, and not to pick up some disease infested harlot.), but I have an extremely hard time consitrating on what you're writing when you have those incredibly beautiful elfin princesses and erotic vampiresses(sp?)floating around your words...*Wipes sweat from forehead*
It's just not right that you fill up each posting with such incredibly helpful, intelligent, and pertinent information that helps many of us morons out here run our systems without crashing to desktop on a regular basis...only to have us forget most of what you said because we end up gazing at those devine apparitions; floating away to another world where ladies with sharp teeth and soft, velvety wings lay angel kisses on our cheeks and whisper soft, sweet things about...sorry, it happened again.

Love the little kitties, mine just went away. He didn't die or anything, he was my sisters and I was taking care of him until they moved into their new house. He ended up being here for a year and a half. I grew kind of fond of the little stinker...'cept when he would go on the floor next to his box because he didn't like the new food we got him or becasue he didn't like the litter, or it wasn't empty...other than that he was a really cool cat

BTW-Thanks for all the information you post out here for us. Some of it already helped me out.

05-26-2002, 06:42 PM	#1
slackerboy Gold Dragon Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: smyrna, tn, usa Age: 46 Posts: 2,506	I will spend hours organizing my house in the game and getting all my loot layed about, but i wont take 30 seconds to take a dirty glass back to the kitchen __________________

05-26-2002, 07:55 PM	#3
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	ROFLMAOPIMP!!! that sounds SO familiar. i mean, of course, not in MY apartment, no way... i mean ... y'know .... someone else's ... place ...... ::trails off, sounding so lame:: V***V [img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img] __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

05-27-2002, 11:15 AM	#5
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 62 Posts: 1,512	LoL! What about those NPCs who keep hound meat in a wooden barrel next to their beds!! SICK! When they get hungry just roll over hack off a chunk and eat it! [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] __________________ \\Conan/
$\Conan/ is offline$

05-28-2002, 11:40 AM	#7
dwarf4hire Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: April 4, 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri,USA Age: 56 Posts: 39	LMBFAO!!! Oh, I HAVE to respond to this one. I just took out the trash, in it are 19 empty cheeze-it boxes me and my brother had piled around the computer...there are still three half-full(or half-empty, your choice)boxes left along with 9 of those tupperware-like paper plate holders, 7 almost empty cups with molding coco-cola, one empy coke can, about 15 half-read magazines lying on the guest bed behind us and...oops, make that 20 empty cheeze-it boxes, I just kicked another one that was hiding under the desk....wow...I gotta go...I think I've got some cleaning to do...or maybe I'll buy another house...yeah, maybe it's time to move. __________________ \"To fail to speak to a man who is capable of benefiting is to let a man go to waste. To speak to a man who is incapable of benefiting is to let one\'s words go to waste. A wise man lets neither men nor words go to waste.\"~Kung Ch\'iu-Confucius

05-28-2002, 12:15 PM	#8
DraconisRex Avatar Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: On my rear-end. Posts: 563	My desk is a mess as I organize by remembering exactly where I put every thing own, down to the screw. Heaven help me when someone rifles through it... But at least it isn't covered with Cheeze-it boxs or dirty glasses. No food near the computers!!! Or cats! One of my cats tried to help me put together my new computer last night by playing with my new GeForce4 TI 4600. Little bugger is lucky he's still alive. __________________ Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?<br /><br />Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.<br /><br />Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!

05-26-2002, 08:18 PM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	yeah, that sound awfully familiar. maybe we should create a maid mod so she can tidy up your house.

05-27-2002, 11:30 AM	#6
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 61 Posts: 3,360	It sound like my house hehe! And my kitchen look like it have been warzone there I always take a new glass when i shall drink something so it 100 dirty glass in my "warzone" of and kitchen haha! [ 05-27-2002, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

05-28-2002, 01:42 PM	#9
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	ROFLMAOPIMP!! bringing pets into the equation, are we? [img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img] mine loves to lay ontop of my monitor, with her huge fluffy bunny tail twitching across the screen! she looks at me from the corner of her eye, knowing that its bugging the heck outta me. but that's minor compared to when i start talking to the game! she decides that the pc is a pest she needs to deal with and will swat the screen with her paw, or dive onto the keyboard to attack all those noisy little thingies that clatter away as i play. and of course, her other favorite place to lounge around, besides the monitor, is smack in the center of a shelf with ALL my game CDs or boxes on it! when she's helpful and in a good mood, then she decides it's her turn to play and she either dives for the mouse to move it around or pounces onto the keyboard to make up some new keyboard commands of her own. [img]graemlins/catchase.gif[/img] i swear she can actually change screens etc by doing that! or Three Finger Salute my computer closed!! devious thing! [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img] V***V [img]graemlins/chaos.gif[/img] __________________ my best friend is a junkie. what does your best friend do?

05-30-2002, 03:07 PM	#10
dwarf4hire Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: April 4, 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri,USA Age: 56 Posts: 39	Eh? Sorry...what was that, Vesselle? REALLY, m'lady, I consider myself quite a controlled person most of the time. I don't hit on women on the internet, I don't bother the ladies at work with sexual harrassment issues or anything else that isn't proper, I don't go out to bars to pick up some drunken hussie(I go to bars, just not too often, and not to pick up some disease infested harlot.), but I have an extremely hard time consitrating on what you're writing when you have those incredibly beautiful elfin princesses and erotic vampiresses(sp?)floating around your words...Wipes sweat from forehead It's just not right that you fill up each posting with such incredibly helpful, intelligent, and pertinent information that helps many of us morons out here run our systems without crashing to desktop on a regular basis...only to have us forget most of what you said because we end up gazing at those devine apparitions; floating away to another world where ladies with sharp teeth and soft, velvety wings lay angel kisses on our cheeks and whisper soft, sweet things about...sorry, it happened again. Love the little kitties, mine just went away. He didn't die or anything, he was my sisters and I was taking care of him until they moved into their new house. He ended up being here for a year and a half. I grew kind of fond of the little stinker...'cept when he would go on the floor next to his box because he didn't like the new food we got him or becasue he didn't like the litter, or it wasn't empty...other than that he was a really cool cat BTW-Thanks for all the information you post out here for us. Some of it already helped me out. __________________ \"To fail to speak to a man who is capable of benefiting is to let a man go to waste. To speak to a man who is incapable of benefiting is to let one\'s words go to waste. A wise man lets neither men nor words go to waste.\"~Kung Ch\'iu-Confucius

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