BG Famous people (jokes)

Myrddin L'argenton · 03-05-2003, 11:11 AM

Put famous people or yourself in real life as BG characters with stats. I'll give a few in a bit.

Gabrielles blades · 03-05-2003, 12:05 PM

Im not sure how to translate a game stat towards a "real life" physical attribute, but here goes.

Strength 10 - my sister hits harder than i do!
Dexterity - 12 i cant juggle( or flip coins very well, but hey i can type!
Constitution - 6 please dont hurt me!
Wisdom - 6 i swear, i feel as if somethings i do the stupidest things for the stupidest reasons with no thought toward any consequences.
Intelect - 14 fairly good memory, but not top of the class
Charisma - 8 no sales pitches coming from me thats for sure

Class...Innkeep or cook since the life of adventure with my stats would certainly end in my demise quickly (heck most of the chars i made in nwn or BG2 have "heroic" stats for 2 or 3 statistics and still die prety often)

Horatio · 03-05-2003, 12:12 PM

Strength- 16 I'm a pretty good athlete and a sponsored sprinter so...
Dexterity- 18 I'm fast...real fast

Constitution- 15
Wisdom- 3

Intelligence-13
Charisma-14

Class: Jester

daan · 03-05-2003, 12:19 PM

The information that gets lost with time...

Plz note the information given on the 2nd page about averages.
If you think you can outclass a world-champion in any of the stat-fields .. or that you're smarter than Stephen Hawking ... start thinking about 15's and 16's

[ 03-05-2003, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: daan ]

Indemaijinj · 03-05-2003, 12:21 PM

Fast, like fast runner or fast reactions?

Fast reactions: High dexterity

Fast runner, strength or innate barbarian/monk speed boost.

My stats would be:

Str 7 right now or Str 12 if I practiced.

Dex 6, I have a Sloow reaction time and no real control of my limbs.

Con 15, I generally come out whole on the other side after physical hardships.

Int 17, I have a very good imagination and I am good at understanding complicated concepts.

Wis 5, I am pretty oblivious to the world around me and lack any semblance of self control.

Cha 14, People tend to think I am weird, but I have yet to meet a person who really doesn't like me.

Alignment: Wavering between Chaotic Good and Neutral Evil.

Class: Dualclass Barbarian->Wizard

Horatio · 03-05-2003, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Indemaijinj:
Fast, like fast runner or fast reactions?

I'll go for reactions to avoid looking stupid

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Annatar · 03-05-2003, 01:28 PM

Hmmmms? Ill give it a shot [img]smile.gif[/img]

Belor Ancal Larothon Tiroas Anog Zeroir Reqenum (Or just call this Noble guy Baltazar

)

Strength - 15/16, Woooyoooo! Drizzt look at my muscle's
Dexterity - 11, SHOCKS! I can like type 300 words in 3 minutes but if I try a ''split'', then I am surtain I'm gonna brake something [img]smile.gif[/img]
Constitution - 18, try to survive for 4 weeks in a heat-oven that is about 40 Degrees... Tartarus is a nice little paradise compared to that [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] .. (reverring to my summervanance job: Cleaning HighSchools [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] )
Wisdome - 2/12, at the morning 2... plz don't even begin to ask me whats my name because I will rumble something like this ''errgghhh euhmmmzsss'', after my first [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img] I'll become the Wisdom Guru himself [img]smile.gif[/img]
Intelligence - Look above and see for your self...
Charisma - 18, my job is to confice people to visit amigo's, it's a club here in Dordrecht (Near Rotterdam), so I have a smooth way of talking to the lady's *cough* *cough*

Alignement: Chaotic Neutral (I do what ever I feel like)
Class: Playboy [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] , or Demi-God

[ 03-05-2003, 01:34 PM: Message edited by: Annatar ]

Xen · 03-05-2003, 02:09 PM

Strength-13/14
Constitution-17
Dexterety-19
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-18
Charisma-12

Cheers [img]smile.gif[/img]

Xen

Annatar · 03-05-2003, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:

Strength-13/14
Constitution-17
Dexterety-19
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-18
Charisma-12

Cheers [img]smile.gif[/img]
Xen

Come on Xen where's the humor in that... give it a little twist

...

daan · 03-05-2003, 02:54 PM

LoL .. once again it seems our forums are filled with demi-gods [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-05-2003, 11:11 AM	#1
Myrddin L'argenton Zhentarim Guard Join Date: November 14, 2002 Location: England Age: 36 Posts: 312	Put famous people or yourself in real life as BG characters with stats. I'll give a few in a bit. __________________ White wild magic graven in every rock, for the white gold wielder to unleash or control. The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant<br />\'Let no man be unworthy of the angel that watches over him.\' Steven Donaldson<br />Accept who you are.<br />Lord Paladin of the Most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart.<br />Walkthrough-online\'s new site<br />[url]\"http://forums.clankiller.com\" target=\"_blank\">http://forums.clankiller.com</a>

03-05-2003, 12:12 PM	#3
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Strength- 16 I'm a pretty good athlete and a sponsored sprinter so... Dexterity- 18 I'm fast...real fast Constitution- 15 Wisdom- 3 Intelligence-13 Charisma-14 Class: Jester __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-05-2003, 12:19 PM	#4
daan Silver Dragon Join Date: August 25, 2001 Location: - Age: 38 Posts: 1,644	The information that gets lost with time... Plz note the information given on the 2nd page about averages. If you think you can outclass a world-champion in any of the stat-fields .. or that you're smarter than Stephen Hawking ... start thinking about 15's and 16's [ 03-05-2003, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: daan ] __________________ <strong> Odi et Amo. Quare id faciam facisse requires ? Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior </strong><br /><br /><strong> Amantem cogit amare magis, sed bene velle minus </strong>

03-05-2003, 12:21 PM	#5
Indemaijinj Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	Fast, like fast runner or fast reactions? Fast reactions: High dexterity Fast runner, strength or innate barbarian/monk speed boost. My stats would be: Str 7 right now or Str 12 if I practiced. Dex 6, I have a Sloow reaction time and no real control of my limbs. Con 15, I generally come out whole on the other side after physical hardships. Int 17, I have a very good imagination and I am good at understanding complicated concepts. Wis 5, I am pretty oblivious to the world around me and lack any semblance of self control. Cha 14, People tend to think I am weird, but I have yet to meet a person who really doesn't like me. Alignment: Wavering between Chaotic Good and Neutral Evil. Class: Dualclass Barbarian->Wizard __________________ The Bleak Caballero<br /><br />Proud and original member (and secret admirer) of the Pro-Mazzy movement.

03-05-2003, 01:28 PM	#7
Annatar Mephistopheles Join Date: January 7, 2003 Location: Holland Age: 37 Posts: 1,402	Hmmmms? Ill give it a shot [img]smile.gif[/img] Belor Ancal Larothon Tiroas Anog Zeroir Reqenum (Or just call this Noble guy Baltazar ) Strength - 15/16, Woooyoooo! Drizzt look at my muscle's Dexterity - 11, SHOCKS! I can like type 300 words in 3 minutes but if I try a ''split'', then I am surtain I'm gonna brake something [img]smile.gif[/img] Constitution - 18, try to survive for 4 weeks in a heat-oven that is about 40 Degrees... Tartarus is a nice little paradise compared to that [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] .. (reverring to my summervanance job: Cleaning HighSchools [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] ) Wisdome - 2/12, at the morning 2... plz don't even begin to ask me whats my name because I will rumble something like this ''errgghhh euhmmmzsss'', after my first [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img] I'll become the Wisdom Guru himself [img]smile.gif[/img] Intelligence - Look above and see for your self... Charisma - 18, my job is to confice people to visit amigo's, it's a club here in Dordrecht (Near Rotterdam), so I have a smooth way of talking to the lady's cough cough Alignement: Chaotic Neutral (I do what ever I feel like) Class: Playboy [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] , or Demi-God [ 03-05-2003, 01:34 PM: Message edited by: Annatar ] __________________ <br />Nau Tagnik\'zur zhal fre\'sla wun ussta i\'dol. -Annatar

03-05-2003, 12:05 PM	#2
Gabrielles blades Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 26, 2002 Location: florida Age: 42 Posts: 761	Im not sure how to translate a game stat towards a "real life" physical attribute, but here goes. Strength 10 - my sister hits harder than i do! Dexterity - 12 i cant juggle( or flip coins very well, but hey i can type! Constitution - 6 please dont hurt me! Wisdom - 6 i swear, i feel as if somethings i do the stupidest things for the stupidest reasons with no thought toward any consequences. Intelect - 14 fairly good memory, but not top of the class Charisma - 8 no sales pitches coming from me thats for sure Class...Innkeep or cook since the life of adventure with my stats would certainly end in my demise quickly (heck most of the chars i made in nwn or BG2 have "heroic" stats for 2 or 3 statistics and still die prety often)

03-05-2003, 02:09 PM	#8
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Strength-13/14 Constitution-17 Dexterety-19 Intelligence-14 Wisdom-18 Charisma-12 Cheers [img]smile.gif[/img] Xen

03-05-2003, 02:54 PM	#10
daan Silver Dragon Join Date: August 25, 2001 Location: - Age: 38 Posts: 1,644	LoL .. once again it seems our forums are filled with demi-gods [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ <strong> Odi et Amo. Quare id faciam facisse requires ? Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior </strong><br /><br /><strong> Amantem cogit amare magis, sed bene velle minus </strong>

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