09-20-2003, 07:41 PM | #1 |
Knight of the Rose
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what about the best shot down line?
guy with bad pick up line.....woman no thanks I already did my good deed for the day
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09-21-2003, 05:03 AM | #2 | |
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09-21-2003, 04:17 PM | #3 |
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Women have shot down lines? That's a new one on me [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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09-21-2003, 04:24 PM | #4 |
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Hmm never been "shot down" as you put it, since I only go where I'm pretty sure I'm wanted
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09-21-2003, 04:50 PM | #5 |
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Here are some. Most of them are just as corny as the pick up lines, but hey, as long as they're effective!
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." Woman: "Yeah, and if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?" Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?" Or.... "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma." "100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest." "Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date." "I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!" But to help you guys for a bit, here's what you can do to turn the tables on a girl that rejects you A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants." [ 09-21-2003, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]
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09-21-2003, 04:53 PM | #6 |
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Uhmm... think I heard all those before...
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09-21-2003, 04:54 PM | #7 |
Iron Throne Cult
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Ouch, harsh Melusine, harsh. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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09-21-2003, 05:00 PM | #8 |
Jack Burton
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Ah well, she's always like that
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09-21-2003, 05:45 PM | #9 | |
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09-21-2003, 05:47 PM | #10 |
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So it's save to assume that there *IS* a chance we could get together Melusine?
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