Childish practical jokes you have done.

[LS0158]

I sometimes hide behind a corner and wait for my little sister to come by so I can jump out and scare her. Sometimes, she's afraid to go around a corner at home, since I may be there. She gets REALLY mad. And that's what makes it so much fun!

[Kaltia]

Uh...replacing my uncle's snuff with gravy powder. That was seriously gross, man

[Spade]

A friend of mine was waiting for a phone call about a job interview. That day in German class I rang him. I was sitting down the back and he was near the front. His phone was on vibrate mode so the teacher didn't hear it. He ducked down under the desk and answered it. I told him, in a woman's voice, that I was calling about his interview. He whispered that he couldnt talk right now. I said that I couldn't hear him and asked him to speak up. He said it a bit louder and by now most people could see what I was doing and started laughing. He turned around and saw me on the phone and looked like he was ready to kill me. [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

After he calmed down he saw the funny side of it.

[Bungleau]

Years ago, I came across something called cigarette loads. They were some little pieces of treated wood that when you stuck them into a cigarette, the heat would make them explode with a bang. You stuffed 'em in the open end, among the tobacco leaves.

In an effort to help my dad stop smoking, I loaded three cigarettes in one pack that he had laying around, and loaded another cigarette in another pack.

He didn't light them up while I was there, but apparently did after I left.

Lights one... *BOOM*

Nervously lights another... *BOOM*

Heck with this... grab another pack... *BOOM*

Okay, going to the store for a brand new pack.

He never nailed me hard for it, but I don't think he really appreciated it all that much. #$%!#$^%@$#%^$% smartaleck kid! was his comment on the topic.

Aside from that, relatively mundane things like taking the speaker part out of a telephone handset (hello? Hello? HELLOO????). And then there's the periodical birthday spam, where I ask people across the world to wish my wife a happy birthday. Last time I did that, she got something like 300 messages... and I got the evil eye

[SomeGuy]

A classic:Got behind someone while another pushed.
You know those one things where you looking for something and a creepy thing jumps out at you and screams?
And last:This on is really good! Scroll down for it.
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HA! There is no other one! Fooled ya!

[johnny]

When i was young i used to throw stinkbombs everywhere. One time when the rain was pissing down really hard, i saw an old couple standing in a busstop, trying to stay dry. I walked by, threw the stinkbomb in the cabine, and waited for the smell to get really bad. The oldies didn't know what it was at first, but after a few seconds they found out the hard way. They couldn't take it anymore and had to go out into the rain. They were really pissed at me.

Very childish, i know, but considdering i WAS a child that time, noone can hold it against me. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

[SecretMaster]

Lets see, so many so little time. I'll just give you a few.

My friend found a cell phone, and was going to return it after class. But first, he gave me the number of the phone, went to another phone and kept calling him. The teacher finally found out, and a got 2 days of detention.

Took some ketchup from a resturant when we were leaving, and dumped it all over the seats (it was a dark resturant and the seats were red, so it wasn't noticable).

Ever try putting out a fire with no water or liquids around you??? Pee on it, its a lifesaver.

Some person really pissed me off, so I stayed after school and put construction adhesive on his gym locker. 2 days later, I see a janitor trying to pry it open.

Our janitor always left the supply closet open in the lockeroom. So me and my friend (when everyone left the lockeroom) would open it, and stuff our bags with toilet paper. We had fun on halloween...

[Sir Krustin]

When I was a teenager, we would go out on "mat night" (the night before halloween) and do practical jokes. One memorable one was how we did the van of a guy we didn't like too much: we poured molasses on the side windows and mirrors, then sprayed a THICK coat of black lacquer on the windshield. With the molasses-soaked rags, we clogged up the muffler.

Now, lacquer when sprayed on thick doesn't dry very quickly - but turn on the wipers and presto! instant dried paint.

I heard that he had to replace his entire exhaust system when the muffler went "bang". [img]tongue.gif[/img]

On ketchup and fast food - those little packets McD or BK uses are great! Periodically a whole slew of them are thrown out in the garbage when the dates on them expire. One day we skimmed a whole box out of the dumpster and threw them out on the road - all the cars going by splattered each other good with ketchup! Funny at the time.

A last one for the road: a neighbour had a really ornery dog in his yard, and he always made a fuus over "those darned kids in my yard". So we ex-laxed his dog! [img]tongue.gif[/img] The poor thing almost died...

[Niadh]

A teacher had been bugging me for the whole year. She was quite dirty, changed her clothes once a week but never to the same thing and pissed me off. So as a "going away" gift I left a bar of soap on her desk, complete with the note "For the love of god, please use me".

She saw it and looked around the class, asked what it was. upon being told it was soap someone shouted it "MAybe someone wants to tell you something". Teacher went quiet and sat down. I want my soap back, might do that this year.

[Sir Krustin]

Oh, and Hunter...the best thing to use in cars is milk! soak it real good in the carpet...when the sun hits the stench is revolting!