Chip your kids - Page 3

andrewas · 09-03-2002, 05:12 PM

Chipping kids? Good idea if and only if you can trust the people with access to the data. Lets see - parents? How many times this year alone have we read about someone killing there own children? Police? Not perfect either. Who else is there that could have access? Government. NO.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 09-03-2002, 05:15 PM

no, it would be "for their own safety" bah! of COURSE the goverment would use it.. I could SWEAR that this country's GRADUALLY becoming comunist. kinda. but not in the same way as russia. Big brother imo IS a form of comunism.

SomeGuy · 09-03-2002, 06:18 PM

What if there was a bug in the chip that caused it to spark and burst into flames!There would be another answer for SHC!

(Spontanius(sp) Human Combustion)

johnny · 09-03-2002, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
From the title I thought this was about throwing kids into a wood-chipper. Woops! My mistake! Does anyone know if there is a forum for that though? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

www.kidsinwoodchippers.com

09-03-2002, 06:33 PM

yea ..it's called Blairism [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 09-03-2002, 06:37 PM

lol; someone make a poll; "Chipin in Children: good or bad?" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 09-03-2002, 06:58 PM

I can see it now...

6 Parents...

3 Families...

3 hormonoally driven teens...

"Hey bill do you know where suzie is?"

"Hey tom do you know where Danny is?"

"Hey Dan do you know where Jonny is?"

All three at once: "I dunnow hun, but let's check on our GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM!"

All three wives at once: "Yeah! That's a swell idea!"

*click veeeeee* *static on screen tunes into war-like gridmap of streets and housing areas, zooms in on a tracker chip...

*telephone rings*

"Yello?"

"Hey Bill... This is Tom, What coordanents are your daughter at?"

"Um... 375 degrees north by 25 degreas east..."

"SWEET JESUS!"

"What?"

"YOUR DAUGHTER'S CHIP IS ON MY SON'S CHIP!"

"EXCUSE ME! BUT I THINK YOU MEAN THAT YOU'RE SON'S CHIP IS ON TOP OF MY DAUGHTER'S CHIP!"

*both hang up phones in anger*

*phone rings again*

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Bill? Sorry this is Dan... What coordanents are your daughter at?"

"375 degrees north by 25 degreas east! And Don't worry Tom's Kid's already at those-"

"HAIL MARY SWEET MOTHER OF..."

"WHAT?!?!?"

"YOUR DAUGHTERS CHIP IS ON MY SON'S CHIP!!!"

@_@

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 09-03-2002, 07:04 PM

bah! no, I think within ten years they'll make it LAW, and have them inplanted into babies... they'll grow up thinking its the "norm"... ... ... and these "children" they'll say "yes" because "mummy wants me too" bah! They're too young to understand... yeah, they hit 16... they find a gf or bf.. and well, the usual things happen. bah!. "Knock knock" the parents find them both naked. both SETS of parents. is that privacy? is that human rights? no, I think not. To hell with them. You can still be abucted, it'll lead ppl into a false sense of security; becuase they'll think their children are SAFE because they KNOW where they are.... you know what'll they do next?... they'll combine em with credit cards, well, within a few years, and maybe that'll get rid of the need for retinal scanners... scary thought no?

[ 09-03-2002, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Donut · 09-03-2002, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
From the title I thought this was about throwing kids into a wood-chipper. Woops! My mistake! Does anyone know if there is a forum for that though? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You can see the best site at www.woodchipkids'r'us.com

09-03-2002, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
yum...chips.
I guess....if it was done willfully by the child. After all, that is what it's about, right? The child's comfort?

Actually no, it is being considered for their safety which is quite something else. Someone mentioned that it wouldnt stop the abduction...which is true, but it certainly does mean that the kid will be located instantly if abducted. Yeah the perv might actually be able to read and understand technology and might try and dig it out....but that could be mitigated by lack of time and the fact that there may be other factors decreasing the amount of time he has to work...all in all it will not prevent a determined abductor, but it is one more deterent/obstacle.

09-03-2002, 05:12 PM	#21
andrewas Harper Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 42 Posts: 4,774	Chipping kids? Good idea if and only if you can trust the people with access to the data. Lets see - parents? How many times this year alone have we read about someone killing there own children? Police? Not perfect either. Who else is there that could have access? Government. NO. __________________ [img]\"http://www.sighost.us/members/Zvijer/andrewas.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-03-2002, 05:15 PM	#22
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	no, it would be "for their own safety" bah! of COURSE the goverment would use it.. I could SWEAR that this country's GRADUALLY becoming comunist. kinda. but not in the same way as russia. Big brother imo IS a form of comunism. __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

09-03-2002, 06:18 PM	#23
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	What if there was a bug in the chip that caused it to spark and burst into flames!There would be another answer for SHC! (Spontanius(sp) Human Combustion) __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

09-03-2002, 06:37 PM	#26
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	lol; someone make a poll; "Chipin in Children: good or bad?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

09-03-2002, 06:58 PM	#27
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	I can see it now... 6 Parents... 3 Families... 3 hormonoally driven teens... "Hey bill do you know where suzie is?" "Hey tom do you know where Danny is?" "Hey Dan do you know where Jonny is?" All three at once: "I dunnow hun, but let's check on our GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM!" All three wives at once: "Yeah! That's a swell idea!" click veeeeee static on screen tunes into war-like gridmap of streets and housing areas, zooms in on a tracker chip... telephone rings* "Yello?" "Hey Bill... This is Tom, What coordanents are your daughter at?" "Um... 375 degrees north by 25 degreas east..." "SWEET JESUS!" "What?" "YOUR DAUGHTER'S CHIP IS ON MY SON'S CHIP!" "EXCUSE ME! BUT I THINK YOU MEAN THAT YOU'RE SON'S CHIP IS ON TOP OF MY DAUGHTER'S CHIP!" both hang up phones in anger phone rings again "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Bill? Sorry this is Dan... What coordanents are your daughter at?" "375 degrees north by 25 degreas east! And Don't worry Tom's Kid's already at those-" "HAIL MARY SWEET MOTHER OF..." "WHAT?!?!?" "YOUR DAUGHTERS CHIP IS ON MY SON'S CHIP!!!" @_@ __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

09-03-2002, 06:33 PM	#25
Hesperex Guest Posts: n/a	yea ..it's called Blairism [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

09-03-2002, 07:04 PM	#28
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	bah! no, I think within ten years they'll make it LAW, and have them inplanted into babies... they'll grow up thinking its the "norm"... ... ... and these "children" they'll say "yes" because "mummy wants me too" bah! They're too young to understand... yeah, they hit 16... they find a gf or bf.. and well, the usual things happen. bah!. "Knock knock" the parents find them both naked. both SETS of parents. is that privacy? is that human rights? no, I think not. To hell with them. You can still be abucted, it'll lead ppl into a false sense of security; becuase they'll think their children are SAFE because they KNOW where they are.... you know what'll they do next?... they'll combine em with credit cards, well, within a few years, and maybe that'll get rid of the need for retinal scanners... scary thought no? [ 09-03-2002, 07:08 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ] __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

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