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04-06-2002, 06:47 PM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 55
Posts: 2,830
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Now that March Madness is over, it's time for April Apathy, a.k.a. tax season. Ah Spring, that time of year when young men's fancy turns to chugging 40s and flubbing their 1040s. It's so fitting that we do our taxes right around April Fool's Day, since it's all a pack of lies anyway. Say, that's a pretty good defense strategy. The IRS audits your ass, subpoenas you from here to the middle of next quarter, mounts a federal investigation into your money laundering operation in Stockholm, Madrid, and Belfast, and you say, "April Fool's! Gotcha!" It's worth a shot. Cuz hey, that's the way of the world, bubba. The government lies to the people in the name of National Security. And the people lie to the government in the name of Fiscal Reality. Boo-yah!
- Tatsuya Ishida
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04-06-2002, 06:50 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
Age: 37
Posts: 3,224
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Ummm... precisely.
(Hey, I don't have anything else to say, but it's not my fault, I don't pay taxes yet  [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
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04-07-2002, 06:01 AM
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
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Age: 38
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Ehm, sounds.... True?(No taxes here either [img]tongue.gif[/img] )
Nice to see you pop by Rudy. |
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