hmm there is a pick up line thread....

[Stormymystic]

what about the best shot down line?
guy with bad pick up line.....woman no thanks I already did my good deed for the day

[wellard]

Originally posted by Stormymystic: what about the best shot down line?

I've heard to many to want to remember them [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Gangrell]

Women have shot down lines? That's a new one on me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Vaskez]

Hmm never been "shot down" as you put it, since I only go where I'm pretty sure I'm wanted

[Melusine]

Here are some. Most of them are just as corny as the pick up lines, but hey, as long as they're effective!

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, and if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Or....

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma."

"100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest."

"Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!"

But to help you guys for a bit, here's what you can do to turn the tables on a girl that rejects you

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants."

[ 09-21-2003, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

[Jorath Calar]

Uhmm... think I heard all those before...

Have we met Mel? [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Gangrell]

Ouch, harsh Melusine, harsh. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Link]

Ah well, she's always like that

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: Uhmm... think I heard all those before... Have we met Mel? [img]smile.gif[/img]

We might have, but I must have made myself forget about it as quickly as I could. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Just practising, dear!

[Zuvio]

So it's save to assume that there *IS* a chance we could get together Melusine?