Warning... Golf Joke - Page 2

johnny · 12-08-2003, 02:32 PM

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you.

Xen · 12-08-2003, 02:45 PM

HAHA! That was funny! I must pick myself of the floor...

Sagramore · 12-08-2003, 09:31 PM

hahahahaha. johnny, you are just on fire with these jokes.

Bozos of Bones · 12-09-2003, 01:38 PM

Humph... Huh. Hah. Ha! HA! HA HA HA! MBUAHAHAHA!!!

Good one.

More! More! More! Keep 'em comin'!

johnny · 12-09-2003, 02:51 PM

Very well...

I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an tree;
A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the green it is to lie;

A tree which stands that green to guard,
and makes the shot extremely hard;
A tree whose leafy arms extend
to kill the six iron shot I send;

A tree that stands in silence there,
while angry golfers rave and swear.
Irons were made for fools like me
who cannot ever miss a tree.

Bozos of Bones · 12-09-2003, 06:02 PM

O...K! Nice one.(I hope I didn't insult anyone by not copy-pasting my usual response in this thread, it became really old really fast

)

12-09-2003, 06:13 PM

Hahaha! ... but is Tiger Woods jewish? I would of thunk he could've been Buddhist since his mom is Thai. Sorry I didn't mean to ruin the humor with this quasi-serious question. So I'll continue with my laughter ... [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

12-08-2003, 02:32 PM	#11
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh." "No, I wouldn't," he said. She said, "I sell tampons." With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard. She said, "See, I knew you would laugh." "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you. __________________

12-08-2003, 09:31 PM	#13
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 528	hahahahaha. johnny, you are just on fire with these jokes. __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

12-09-2003, 01:38 PM	#14
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Humph... Huh. Hah. Ha! HA! HA HA HA! MBUAHAHAHA!!! Good one. More! More! More! Keep 'em comin'! __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

12-09-2003, 02:51 PM	#15
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Very well... I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than an tree; A tree o'er which my ball must fly if on the green it is to lie; A tree which stands that green to guard, and makes the shot extremely hard; A tree whose leafy arms extend to kill the six iron shot I send; A tree that stands in silence there, while angry golfers rave and swear. Irons were made for fools like me who cannot ever miss a tree. __________________

12-09-2003, 06:02 PM	#16
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	O...K! Nice one.(I hope I didn't insult anyone by not copy-pasting my usual response in this thread, it became really old really fast ) __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

12-08-2003, 02:45 PM	#12
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	HAHA! That was funny! I must pick myself of the floor...

12-09-2003, 06:13 PM	#17
GForce Guest Posts: n/a	Hahaha! ... but is Tiger Woods jewish? I would of thunk he could've been Buddhist since his mom is Thai. Sorry I didn't mean to ruin the humor with this quasi-serious question. So I'll continue with my laughter ... [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

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