THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac · 11-13-2001, 12:44 AM

THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac, Editor

SPECIAL ADVERTISING SECTION

"It's FUN! It's COOL! It's....
RUMPHY!"

ADVENTURERS!! Are you LOW on cash? Are those guild fees eating you into a grave? Is your purse just a spectre of its former self? Are you tired of grubbing for experience off of loathsome bats and tiresome trolls?

Well, look no further, oh tireless ones! Your troubles are at an end. Introducing....RUMPHY!

Yes, you heard right! RUMPHY, the Gael Serran's only regenerating spirit! No more wandering aimlessly around the forest looking for smelly Highland Rogues to kill! No more slaying endless fish or bats to get that needed XP for that next oh-so-coveted level! Just a few good whacks, and Rumphy will give your characters not 100, not 200, not 500, not 1000, but OVER 1100 XP PER CHARACTER! You heard right, folks! That's over 1100 experience points! Split it all among your characters, or just take in one or two and REALLY rake in the XP!

But wait, there's more! Just when you thought Rumphy was gone for good...think again! Just a quick jog back to Kerah's statue, and then a sprint back to Rumphy's quarters...and behold! Before your very eyes, Rumphy REGENERATES! You heard it right here, folks! He comes right back, hale and hearty and ready to whack once again!

Once again, folks, that's over 1100 XP per character in a full party! How many trolls would you have to kill to get that much experience? 50? 100? Guess again! It would take over 144 TROLLS to equal the experience Rumphy gives you with just a few whacks!

Where can you find such a wonderful bargain? Think you'd have to travel to the ends of the Enchanted Sea to find such a creature? Think again, my friends! Rumphy is RIGHT HERE in your own neighborhood of Valeia, in the southeastern corner of the Crypt of Bersault!

Act now, and Rumphy will drop a WAND with every successful kill! That's right, you heard it, folks! A Wand of Stars for each successful offing of Rumphy! Your money problems are at an end!

Tired of Rumphy striking back? Stand just outside his tomb and cast at him! (Rumphy just LOVES lightning, don't you, boy?)

How can you miss such a bargain! Run, don't walk, to the Bersault Crypt and start making your fortune NOW! That's the southeast corner of the Crypt of Bersault, just northeast of Valeia! Act now while Rumphy's still in the mood! Remember: the southeast corner of the Crypt of Bersault. What are you waiting for? Rumphy is waiting for YOU!

__________________________________________________ ____________________

The following has been a paid advertisement by sponsors of the GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

[ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

Jazzid · 11-13-2001, 02:44 AM

"... and for a ten dollar doooonation, you'll see silver fillings turn to gold and other super-normal dental happenings" (from a song by LARD)

Great issue!!! LOL

Jazzid

adam warlock · 11-13-2001, 06:35 AM

HEY now that's sounds a GREAT bargain! *counts the coins*

oops don't have enough
let me see if I can go back and steal from newbies at the Inn

Wyvern · 11-13-2001, 03:13 PM

Excellent!!!!

Almost belongs in the BEST TIPS thread! hehehe

Thanks, Saz, for another great issue!!!

*\Conan/* · 11-13-2001, 07:02 PM

Conan, staggers out of the Rumphy area..
(((ZZZZZstt))) electric shocks simmer threw my veins. Im heading for the lake!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

chi master · 10-16-2002, 12:40 AM

bump

LiOnHe@rT · 10-19-2002, 01:05 AM

this is 1 mega issue...........Rumphry is ur one-and-only great xp earner!!!

11-13-2001, 12:44 AM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER Sazerac, Editor SPECIAL ADVERTISING SECTION "It's FUN! It's COOL! It's.... RUMPHY!" ADVENTURERS!! Are you LOW on cash? Are those guild fees eating you into a grave? Is your purse just a spectre of its former self? Are you tired of grubbing for experience off of loathsome bats and tiresome trolls? Well, look no further, oh tireless ones! Your troubles are at an end. Introducing....RUMPHY! Yes, you heard right! RUMPHY, the Gael Serran's only regenerating spirit! No more wandering aimlessly around the forest looking for smelly Highland Rogues to kill! No more slaying endless fish or bats to get that needed XP for that next oh-so-coveted level! Just a few good whacks, and Rumphy will give your characters not 100, not 200, not 500, not 1000, but OVER 1100 XP PER CHARACTER! You heard right, folks! That's over 1100 experience points! Split it all among your characters, or just take in one or two and REALLY rake in the XP! But wait, there's more! Just when you thought Rumphy was gone for good...think again! Just a quick jog back to Kerah's statue, and then a sprint back to Rumphy's quarters...and behold! Before your very eyes, Rumphy REGENERATES! You heard it right here, folks! He comes right back, hale and hearty and ready to whack once again! Once again, folks, that's over 1100 XP per character in a full party! How many trolls would you have to kill to get that much experience? 50? 100? Guess again! It would take over 144 TROLLS to equal the experience Rumphy gives you with just a few whacks! Where can you find such a wonderful bargain? Think you'd have to travel to the ends of the Enchanted Sea to find such a creature? Think again, my friends! Rumphy is RIGHT HERE in your own neighborhood of Valeia, in the southeastern corner of the Crypt of Bersault! Act now, and Rumphy will drop a WAND with every successful kill! That's right, you heard it, folks! A Wand of Stars for each successful offing of Rumphy! Your money problems are at an end! Tired of Rumphy striking back? Stand just outside his tomb and cast at him! (Rumphy just LOVES lightning, don't you, boy?) How can you miss such a bargain! Run, don't walk, to the Bersault Crypt and start making your fortune NOW! That's the southeast corner of the Crypt of Bersault, just northeast of Valeia! Act now while Rumphy's still in the mood! Remember: the southeast corner of the Crypt of Bersault. What are you waiting for? Rumphy is waiting for YOU! __________________________________________________ ____________________ The following has been a paid advertisement by sponsors of the GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW! -Sazerac, Editor [ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: Sazerac ]

11-13-2001, 02:44 AM	#2
Jazzid Manshoon Join Date: September 13, 2001 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 226	"... and for a ten dollar doooonation, you'll see silver fillings turn to gold and other super-normal dental happenings" (from a song by LARD) Great issue!!! LOL Jazzid __________________ \"Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible Sun within us.\"<br /><br />- Sir Thomas Browne -

11-13-2001, 03:13 PM	#4
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Excellent!!!! Almost belongs in the BEST TIPS thread! hehehe Thanks, Saz, for another great issue!!! __________________

11-13-2001, 07:02 PM	#5
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 62 Posts: 1,512	Conan, staggers out of the Rumphy area.. (((ZZZZZstt))) electric shocks simmer threw my veins. Im heading for the lake!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]
$\Conan/ is offline$

10-16-2002, 12:40 AM	#6
chi master Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 19, 2002 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 398	bump __________________ Long time no see.

11-13-2001, 06:35 AM	#3
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	HEY now that's sounds a GREAT bargain! counts the coins oops don't have enough let me see if I can go back and steal from newbies at the Inn

10-19-2002, 01:05 AM	#7
LiOnHe@rT Baaz Draconian Join Date: August 6, 2002 Location: Singapore, youngest ever!!! Age: 35 Posts: 731	this is 1 mega issue...........Rumphry is ur one-and-only great xp earner!!! __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[knight]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/knight.gif\" /> I am the Glacial Knight and will purge thy evil! (though this knight doesnt look so icicle...)

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