10-08-2001, 08:34 PM | #1 |
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... Absolutely the best suggestion I've seen so far on what to do with Bin
Laden: 1. Killing him will only create a martyr. 2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces or Seals covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return Osumalita over to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. Now that is a novel approach to justice... ------------------ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! |
10-08-2001, 08:38 PM | #2 |
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ROTFLMAO! maan, that WOULD be a great solution! Osama, scared straight! er, yeah, straight, i think thats the word...
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10-08-2001, 08:45 PM | #3 |
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LOL
whats a reward for dead Muslim woman in heaven? anyone? |
10-08-2001, 08:47 PM | #4 | |
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10-08-2001, 08:54 PM | #5 |
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Also, another fun thing to do to Bin Laden (may have been posted before):
Go to: http://www.zenithpartyproductions.com/whack_a_bin.swf hehe ------------------ |
10-08-2001, 09:25 PM | #6 | |
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10-08-2001, 09:43 PM | #7 |
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LOL 250, I have tried offhand twice, got 47 both times, what about you LOL?
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10-08-2001, 10:18 PM | #9 |
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bah! You win THIS time!
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10-08-2001, 10:31 PM | #10 |
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68 & 73 Thanks Miss Ladyzekke Ma'am
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