04-11-2005, 03:03 PM | #1 |
Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
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SCREEN = Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
CHIP = Munchies fer the TV. LAP TOP = Whar the kitty sleeps. MAINFRAME = Holds up the barn roof. KEYBOARD = Whar ya hang the dang keys. PORT = Fancy Flatlander wine DOT MATRIX = Old Dan Matrix's wife. PROMPT = Whut the mail ain't in the winter time. WINDOWS = Whut to shut wen it's cold outside. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY = Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks. MEGA HERTZ = When yer not kerful gettin the farwood. ENTER = Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all" SOFTWARE = Them dang plastic forks and knifs. MONITOR = Keepin an eye on the wood stove. RAM = That thar thing whut splits the farwood. DOWNLOAD = Gettin the farwood off the truk. MOUSE = Whut eats the grain in the barn. MICRO CHIP = Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag. BYTE = Whut them dang flys do. MOUSE PAD = That hippie talk fer the rat hole. LOG OFF = Don't add no more wood. FLOPPY DISC = Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. HARD DRIVE = Gettin home in the winter time. LOG ON = Makin a wood stove hotter. MODEM = Whut cha did to the hay fields. |
04-12-2005, 11:46 AM | #2 |
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04-12-2005, 04:45 PM | #3 |
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It really is that bad, isn't it!
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