Anthony "The Man" Mundine to Marry!

LOL (You may not know who Mundine is, but believe me, he's the most egotistical human being to ever step upon this Earth!)

Controversial Australian boxer Anthony Mundine yesterday confirmed the
truth behind persistent press rumours that wedding bells are in the air for the man by announcing plans to marry the love of his life, himself.
Speaking in front of a mirror at the Redfern gymnasium where he trains,a glowing Mundine said that he feels that he's ready to make a lifelong commitment to himself. "I've been in love with myself since childhood, and I know in my heart that I'm the one for me. I could never love another the way I love myself and I made myself the happiest man in the world when I agreed to marry me," said a clearly smitten Man, flexing his muscles and blowing a kiss at the mirror. When asked how he feels when his loved one fights, Mundine revealed a rarely seen sensitive side.

"Every time I fight, the last thing I do before I go out is have a private moment alone where I kiss myself and pray to Allah for my safe return," said Mundine. The Man admitted that he never watches himself fight because he finds it too harrowing.

Mundine told reporters that he popped the question to himself on impulse during the emotional aftermath of his recent knockout victory over Guy Waters. "I was dancing around, gloating over Waters' unconscious body, making that cut throat gesture, when I suddenly realised how much I love me and the question just popped out. I had a few nervous moments there while I considered the proposal, but when I heard myself saying yes to me I was the happiest man alive...praise be to Allah".

[Davros]

I think I feeling nauseous know - sort of reminds me of the "2 Rimmers" episode of Red Dwarf.

[Grimslade]

Mundine...I couldn't care less. I'm sure his enourmous ego is still smarting after that KO.