Answer To Hijacking

John D Harris · 03-23-2002, 11:03 PM

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Yorick · 03-25-2002, 04:23 PM

Dearest Bill,
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I have an even better solution. Absolutely everyone should fly nude. Flight Attendants, pilots, all passengers. No one can hide a weapon (without being completely uncomfortable). Everyone gets to know eachother REALLY well. The question 'would you like some more nuts madame?' takes on a whole new and frankly more interesting meaning. It's fun for everyone.

Yours Sincerly,

Hugh Hefner

Redblueflare · 03-25-2002, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:
Dearest Bill,
■■■■■■■■■■■
I have an even better solution. Absolutely everyone should fly nude. Flight Attendants, pilots, all passengers. No one can hide a weapon (without being completely uncomfortable). Everyone gets to know eachother REALLY well. The question 'would you like some more nuts madame?' takes on a whole new and frankly more interesting meaning. It's fun for everyone.

Yours Sincerly,

Hugh Hefner

LMAO!

RedBlueFlare
The dragon tamer lives on...

Galadria · 03-25-2002, 06:29 PM

FDL, you guys are really too much. Oops, am I spamming?

/)eathKiller · 03-25-2002, 06:55 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! *falls out of his chair*

Dear Sirs,
But why just stop there? How about we make it illegal to wear clothing anywhere and everywhere we go? That way we'll always know that we are safe. Life will be more beautifull, and people will get to understand each other better like Hugh said.
Besides, it'll really save on the luggage carrying if you know you don't have to pack anything to wear.
-The Hippies

03-23-2002, 11:03 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs; I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this? Sincerely, Bill Clinton __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

03-25-2002, 04:23 PM	#2
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Dearest Bill, ■■■■■■■■■■■ I have an even better solution. Absolutely everyone should fly nude. Flight Attendants, pilots, all passengers. No one can hide a weapon (without being completely uncomfortable). Everyone gets to know eachother REALLY well. The question 'would you like some more nuts madame?' takes on a whole new and frankly more interesting meaning. It's fun for everyone. Yours Sincerly, Hugh Hefner __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

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