06-23-2003, 01:58 PM | #31 |
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Hey, Kyralanthalasa, do what all girls who are built like coathangers should do...
Be a Model!! |
06-23-2003, 02:16 PM | #32 | |
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and secondly my reason is in my lifetime i'm met a few obese people (when i say obese i mean 5'2 people who weigh 17 stones) and i've yet to meet a nice obese person. all ofr the people i've met have been really horrible people. if i meet even 1 nice obese person i'll probably change the way i think but so far every one i've met has been unplesant to everyone. and no these wheren't obese children taking out there woes not knowing better, they where all adults. [/QUOTE]wow...i jsut went back and read this and i'd like to apologise (sorry, still can't spell). i have no idea what i was getting at. for the last week, since my exam i really haven't been feeling good (headaches almost to the point of blacking out and such) and usually, when i've felt unwell i've sat down at my computer and logged onto IW. i must really be a b***ed when i feel like crap. i have no idea how i started writing all this but i really don't have anything against fat/obese people. it is true i haven't yet met a nice obese person but, on the otehr hand, i've only met about 3 seriosly obese people. i'm very sorry if i've offended you and i think i'll go and lie down as my brain seems convinced the wall to the right of me is down and i can barely see straight. once again...i'm sorry.
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06-23-2003, 03:32 PM | #33 |
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Hey, Kyralanthalasa, do what all girls who are built like coathangers should do...
Live in a Wardrobe!!
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06-23-2003, 04:09 PM | #34 |
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Have I mentioned how much I detest you two? I'm sure I have. *Smacks Mouse and TL*
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06-23-2003, 04:13 PM | #35 | |
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Now TL on the other hand (Sorry TL - but you are a lawyer) [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 04:16 PM | #36 | |
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It's not often I laugh out loud, but that phrase had me going. For some reason I had this mad image pop into my mind of the Product Manager at a DIY store introducing a range of *cough* mammary enhanced *cough* tools to persuade blokes to do more gardening. Nice one - you've brightened up my day [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]It'd make standing on one a lot more fun [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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06-23-2003, 04:21 PM | #37 |
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Who needs their breasts raked? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 04:39 PM | #38 |
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What, I tell a thin young girl to be a model, and I'm the one detested.
*Wanders off muttering about people making no sense* Oh, and as an afterthough -- Ar Cunin, say hell-O to my leetle friend. [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] |
06-23-2003, 04:50 PM | #39 | |
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If you don't want your legs blown off, don't go tap dancing accross mine fields .... OR If you don't want to be shot at, don't dash accross an open firing range .... OR (redneck version) Don't wear antlers in the woods during buck season! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] It would also be inadvisable to get a "bullseye" tatooed on any exposed flesh. *still trying to dispel breasted rake image* ... *snigger* PS: do we call you BobKat now? [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 05:04 PM | #40 |
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I warn you all, I'm asserting my rights under Intellectual Property laws to sell this gardening concept to the highest bidder. I can see it now........
The "Anna Nicole Smith Compost Compactor", the "Heidi Klum Heavy Duty Rotivator", and of course the "Kaltia Rake". And that's just for starters. Oh, and for a brief moment, something called the "Donut Dibbler" flashed into my increasingly fevered imagination, but I quickly poked out my mind's eye and I'm recovering slowly *shudders*
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