Best. Dream. Ever. (PG-13)

[Kyrvias]

It's 10:35 as I write this, of the 10th of June. I literally just woke up, and ran to my computer. The events transpired here were not fiction (in that I'm not making this up. ) I have named this my "Ice Princess Dream"

The dream started as most do, in a familiar setting. In this case, it was my house. (For those of you that don't know, it's a 1 floor cabin. Nothing special (Million dollar view.)) But with an added bonus. It had a STAIRCASE! Never felt prouder, because I knew I had built it. Looking up the staircase, admiring my work, my eyes reach the top to find, to my dismay, the hottest, most frigid chick ever conceived. An Ice Princess. And I was all the way at the bottom of the stairs. I look down. I'm half naked, and ripped like a frickin' SPARTAN. Hell yes. This should be great. So I start sprinting up the stairs (Who knew you could do that?) when suddenly, I hear a *click*. The stairs all slant downwards in what was only seen in Scooby Doo Cartoons and I start sliding, sliding towards the floor, faster, faster. But right when impact should have occurred, I'm skydiving, surrounded by the blue sky, and the beauty that accompanies it. And I see this GIANT M&M. And I know, in my heart, that if I land on this M&M, I'm going to get some from that Ice Princess. 100%. So I fall towards it. Closer... closer... MISS! I keep falling, swearing to myself, until I hit the ground.

Now, I was sleeping on my stomach, and evidently, my back was arched so that I was "Skydiving". When I hit the "ground" in my dream, my entire body smacked my mattress, causing me to wake up.

And that, my friends, is the best dream I've ever had. (That I remember.)

[Bungleau]

Scooby Doo, a giant M&M, and getting some from the Ice Princess...

You may be my new hero

[Spirits Reborn]

Giant M&m, haha. That's awesome

[Dragonshadow]

Sounds like a fun night for you.

[Kezardin]

Give the ice princess some time to thaw a bit - you'd have had half of Ironworks lining up to help you eat that humunguous M&M - especially if it was a blue one

[Felix The Assassin]

One should be careful when skydiving, especially if large solid objects are in one's path. Dismembered by giant M&M would make for super headline of "The Sun or Enquirer" . BTW: First point of contact is the balls of your feet. Why oh why were you on your stomach?

[Kezardin]

Originally Posted by Felix The Assassin BTW: First point of contact is the balls of your feet. Why oh why were you on your stomach?

He was aiming for the Ice Princess ?

[VulcanRider]

Probably a good thing you missed the M&M. If you'd eaten it in your dream you've woken up to find your pillow was gone...

[Kyrvias]

Originally Posted by Felix The Assassin BTW: First point of contact is the balls of your feet. Why oh why were you on your stomach?

I guess it was impressions from various movies depicting skydivers as falling spread eagle, belly facing the ground. It's a good thing I recorded that when I did. Most of the dream is a blur, now. haha.