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Old 04-07-2005, 04:37 PM   #1
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A doctor spoke to a large audience at a medical convention. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks are all sugar. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets are disastrous. Our drinking water is often impure. But one food causes more grief and suffering than anything else. Does anyone know which food it is?" A voice from the back of the room said softly, "Wedding cake?"
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:39 PM   #2
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Lol! Thanks Arvon [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:52 PM   #3
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i didn't get it..
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:06 PM   #4
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I don't get it as well.
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:34 PM   #5
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basically, if your eating wedding cake, then chances are you re getting married, and you know what they say about marriage.
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Old 04-07-2005, 09:57 PM   #6
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ah the joys and griefs in marriage.. thankfully im not into that stage yet.
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Old 04-08-2005, 02:20 AM   #7
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Originally posted by Harkoliar:
thankfully im not into that stage yet.
You'd think so, but there's nothing like watching all your friends getting married (or, in my case, being best man at two weddings) to shock you into "that stage" ...
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:01 AM   #8
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Like I've said time and time again. It's never as good when you have to explain it.

Good one Arvon!
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:56 AM   #9
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basically, if your eating wedding cake, then chances are you re getting married, and you know what they say about marriage.
What they say about marriage?
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:19 AM   #10
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I read somewhere that if you're in a bad marriage, you put on something like 40 pounds. If it's a good marriage, you put on 25...

Don't remember the exact numbers, but that's the sentiment.
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