04-07-2005, 04:37 PM | #1 |
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A doctor spoke to a large audience at a medical convention. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks are all sugar. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets are disastrous. Our drinking water is often impure. But one food causes more grief and suffering than anything else. Does anyone know which food it is?" A voice from the back of the room said softly, "Wedding cake?"
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04-07-2005, 04:39 PM | #2 |
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Lol! Thanks Arvon [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-07-2005, 04:52 PM | #3 |
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i didn't get it..
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04-07-2005, 09:06 PM | #4 |
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I don't get it as well.
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04-07-2005, 09:34 PM | #5 |
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basically, if your eating wedding cake, then chances are you re getting married, and you know what they say about marriage.
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04-07-2005, 09:57 PM | #6 |
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ah the joys and griefs in marriage.. thankfully im not into that stage yet.
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04-08-2005, 07:01 AM | #8 |
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Like I've said time and time again. It's never as good when you have to explain it.
Good one Arvon!
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04-08-2005, 08:56 AM | #9 | |
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04-08-2005, 10:19 AM | #10 |
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I read somewhere that if you're in a bad marriage, you put on something like 40 pounds. If it's a good marriage, you put on 25...
Don't remember the exact numbers, but that's the sentiment.
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