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08-30-2001, 10:52 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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A couple of Redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... The hunter says, "OK, now what?" ------------------  "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
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08-30-2001, 10:58 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: March 5, 2001
Location: Southern California
Posts: 1,948
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That's great!! Where do you find all this stuff?
------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945)  Member of CLAN HADB |
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08-31-2001, 12:56 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: either CA or MO
Age: 42
Posts: 2,674
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OMG, LOLOLOLOL
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08-31-2001, 03:49 AM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: March 29, 2001
Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there
Posts: 2,130
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Hehhehehehe,,funny.
------------------  So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be The ranger looked at the place out side of the elven town near the river, he looked near the rocks, then they showed the way to.... Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas |
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08-31-2001, 07:42 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: June 11, 2001
Location: Wherever the road takes me.....
Age: 53
Posts: 609
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 Breakfast EVERYWHERE!!!!! I think you are going to have to send someone up to my office, and have them clean up my desk............. ------------------ 
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