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06-16-2001, 05:14 AM
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Thanks reeka that was great,
YOUR A POET AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT!!!!!!------------------  
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06-16-2001, 05:36 AM
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Old Mister Kelly
Had a pimple on his belly. His wife cut it off And it tasted just like jelly ------------------
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06-16-2001, 05:57 AM
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A women who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes. Said I, not being very old, "By golly gosh, you must be cold!" "No, no!"she cried."Indeed I'm not! I'm feeling devilishly hot!" ------------------
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06-16-2001, 06:00 AM
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Hey diddle diddle
We're all on the fiddle And never get up until noon. We only take cash Which we carefully stash, And we work by the light of the moon. ------------------
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06-16-2001, 06:03 AM
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow? "I live with my brat in a high-rise flat, So how in the world would I know." ------------------
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06-16-2001, 06:07 AM
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Wah went off to the stock car ball
It was attended by one and all Halfway there he checked a pocket Found he had neither wrench nor socket His trip back home is too long to print But you can't fix cars with a handful of lint!  PB, specially for you! CB ------------------  Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
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06-16-2001, 06:08 AM
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I had written to Aunt Maud
Who was on a trip abroad, When I heard she'd died of cramp Just too late to save the stamp ------------------
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06-16-2001, 06:10 AM
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Thanks Cloudy That was Great!!!!!------------------
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06-16-2001, 08:29 AM
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A humourless teacher called Hills,
Cured insomnia without using pills; His words, dull and boring, Led quickly to snoring, For such were his medical skills. ------------------
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06-16-2001, 08:32 AM
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An epicure, dining at Crewe,
Found quite a large mouse in his stew Said the waiter: Don't shout And wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one, too!! ------------------
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