My own little joke thread.

[Sythe]

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

[ 12-11-2003, 08:39 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

[Sythe]

Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier said head for the trenches, they all jumped in her butt crack!

[Sythe]

Yo' mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!

[Lord]

Originally posted by Sythe: 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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[Sythe]

Final Exam

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class.

The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper."
The student asks, "Why not"
The professor answers, "Because it is late."
The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?"
The professor looks at the student and shakes his head.
The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?"
The professor responds, "No."
So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

[Sythe]

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mama said, ''What a treasure!'' And your dad said, ''Let's go bury it!''

Children in the back of the car cause accidents.
Accidents in the back of the car cause children

[Sagramore]

Originally posted by Sythe: Final Exam It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class. The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper." The student asks, "Why not" The professor answers, "Because it is late." The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student and shakes his head. The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor responds, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

Hahahaha...it took me a second to get it but...that was a good one
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[cazzie]

Originally posted by Sythe: Final Exam It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class. The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper." The student asks, "Why not" The professor answers, "Because it is late." The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?" The professor looks at the student and shakes his head. The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?" The professor responds, "No." So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.

lol...i remember that was an ad once for lotto or something cant remember

[Hivetyrant]

My alltime favourite "Yo mumma" joke
Your Mummas so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she is reversing!

[Ny'irilit]

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"I don't know why you are bothering. You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

Two hours passed and the professor told everyone to pass in his/her test. The late student is still furiously scribbling and eventually turns in his paper at the end of class.

The professor says, "Sorry, I can't take your paper."
The student asks, "Why not"
The professor answers, "Because it is late."
The student asks angrily, "Do you know who I am?"
The professor looks at the student and shakes his head.
The student yells, "Do you know who I AM?"
The professor responds, "No."
So the student grabs the stacks of tests, shoves his tests in the middle of the pile and nonchalantly walks off.


excellently thought out, lol kindov irritating aswell lol, sorry i dont know how to quote so i hope this works...