Can lettuce truly be evil

[IAmThumper]

lettuce isn't evil. Women are evil and I can prove it.

Women require time and money -> women = time * money
Everyone knows time is money -> women = money * money = money^2
Money is the root of all evil -> women = (evil^(1/2))^2
therefore -> women = evil.

IAmThumper

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by IAmThumper: lettuce isn't evil. Women are evil and I can prove it. Women require time and money -> women = time * money Everyone knows time is money -> women = money * money = money^2 Money is the root of all evil -> women = (evil^(1/2))^2 therefore -> women = evil. IAmThumper

Welcome to Ironworks IAmThumper. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yes you do have to invest time if you want a relationship with any person, whether it be a friend or something more. That's pretty obvious, because without any time invested you have nothing, a relationship IS time.

Not all women require money. Many women, like me, make our own money (maybe even more than our boyfriends/husbands even), you can pump out the bucks all you want, but if you are a bozo you are going to be written off quite quickly no matter how much money you have Not to say there are NO gold diggin women in this world, there are plenty unfortunately, but certainly not the majority, nevertheless "all" to where you could classify all women.

[Ladyzekke]

With that said, I feel I should direct this thread back to ON TOPIC.

Umm, dang hard to think of another lettuce pun LOL, scraping the bottom of the barrell now...

Blah, this lettuce thread is a tosser!