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Old 12-20-2002, 12:04 AM   #1
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1.Is this guy legally allowed to break into innocent peoples holmes?

2.Why can't me or you?
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Old 12-20-2002, 12:10 AM   #2
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Wow. I'm the only one who said "Sue him". I had being a minority... But I say, sue his pants off! [img]smile.gif[/img]

*thinks about what he just said*

Eeermmm... On second thought, better let him keep the pants. :x
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Old 12-20-2002, 12:14 AM   #3
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I think Arlo Guthrie answered all of your questions Black Paladin.
"Santa Claus wears a red suit
must be a communist.
Has a beard and long hair
must be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
Mr. Clause sneak into your house at night.
He must be a dope fiend to get you uptight."
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Old 12-20-2002, 02:57 PM   #4
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You can't sue someone who lives in their own country with their own rules. I mean he owns the North Pole right?
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Old 12-20-2002, 03:24 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Black Paladin:
1.Is this guy legally allowed to break into innocent peoples holmes?

2.Why can't me or you?
Hmmm! I didn't realize he'd forced his way into anyone's Holmes? Maybe he's violated someones Watson too? What a nasty man! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-20-2002, 05:47 PM   #6

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Why sue him?He brings you presents if you are good!
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Old 12-20-2002, 06:09 PM   #7

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Ok um... but we're all lilum and therefore every person on earth is BAD and therefore NOT on Santa's good list. So if he breaks into your home that means

1: you are not human

2: you shouldn't be alive

The fact that santa breaks into our homes is a true sign of breaking and entering! I recomend we all take the blood of a lamb and scrape it around our chimneys so that Santa will pass us all over and leave the sinners to boil in snakes, snails, puppydog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice...



wait... If I say I'm post human does that make me a Minority?

Bah forget it...

The German Santa Rocks!

There's St. Niclause, and then theres ANTI St. Nichlause... And the Anti-santa basically delivers paddles, switches for further paddling, and coal... and instead of presents being left in stockings he puts them in your SHOES [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Wouldn't you love it if Santa gave you a big heap of mollases in your brand new $200 Rockports? Oh and it gets better

The German santa was the ORIGINAL source of all christmas trees, which is why over there they grow about 18 feet up and THEN sprout some green... 9_9 Chop one down and block the autobahn! W00h! now thats fun! especially in the Black forest... thought it isn't as Homer Simpson Predicted, Cakes don't grow on the trees there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cuban christmases are fun, because up until 4 years ago you couldnt even have them [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well Merry Christmas und feliz kumpleanios!!

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Old 12-20-2002, 07:01 PM   #8
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Santa is a plot by the capitolist pigdog company known as coca-cola to fleece you out of your hard earned dollars. If I remember correctly he was created in the 40's to sell their amphetamine laced soda pop.
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Old 12-21-2002, 11:29 AM   #9
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No!!!!!!!!!!! That was rudolf the reindeer for montgomery ward department store(and the song that goes with it)... The other options for names that were turned down by the store were Rollo and Reginald... just imagine...

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Old 12-21-2002, 12:52 PM   #10

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My 5 year old boy is getting upset and can't sleep because he is worried that if he wakes up in the middle of christmas eve night, Santa will not bring him a present because he might think he is peeping?


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