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Old 10-23-2003, 12:29 PM   #11
Raistlin Majere
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My top 3 favorites:

#1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

#2. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

#3. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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Old 10-23-2003, 12:50 PM   #12
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Hahahhahhahahhahha! Arvon the Great! He's the man. If he can't make us laugh, no one can. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

My favorite is, "1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us." and yeah, what the heck is MAUVE?

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Old 10-23-2003, 12:57 PM   #13
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and yeah, what the heck is MAUVE?
no idea...
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Old 10-23-2003, 01:20 PM   #14
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quote:
Originally posted by GForce:
and yeah, what the heck is MAUVE?
no idea... [/QUOTE] I know what Mauve is. And yes, I am male. And yes, I am interested in girls - so don't even GO there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Edit, missed a tag.

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Old 10-23-2003, 02:47 PM   #15
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quote:
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Ehm, Arvon? Please keep a record of what jokes you've already posted. You already did this one.
Er...Are you sure? I may have posted similar ones though. [/QUOTE]
Yeah, eehm.. you did the women first and then you or someone else countered with the men rules. But whatever, it stays funny
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Old 10-23-2003, 02:58 PM   #16
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1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Exactly! When will people realize this? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Gee, that's odd, I wonder why no women have posted here yet
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Old 10-23-2003, 04:25 PM   #17
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Hey, Gangrell! I wondered that myself. Come on ladies and defend your gender! [img]smile.gif[/img]
 
Old 10-23-2003, 05:11 PM   #18
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Mwuahahahaha! LOL.
Are you married arvon? if you wife sees it....
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:17 PM   #19
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Took the liberty of posting a link in that "women's thoughts" thread, both reanimating it and (hopefully) bringing some of the ladies here...
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Old 10-24-2003, 12:43 AM   #20
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All those should be made into law. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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