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12-24-2002, 09:31 AM
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  Join Date: April 15, 2002
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X-rated parrot
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman had a female parrot which kept saying, 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?' She was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem. The Pastor said, 'Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her.' So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds. She squawked, 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?' One male parrot looked at the other one and said, 'Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered.' 
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12-24-2002, 09:54 AM
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lol Johnny.
 quite amusing.
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