Wisdom of the O.L.D. C.O.O.T.S.

John D Harris · 11-19-2001, 08:57 PM

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have
the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit ...... third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: John D Harris ]

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-19-2001, 10:06 PM

Hahahahahah.... of course, none of the TOTS are stupid enough to fall for that...

*\Conan/* · 11-19-2001, 10:26 PM

Coots rule the coop!

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: *\Conan/* ]

Grand-Ranger · 11-20-2001, 01:49 AM

Hahahaha!!!!

I like the OLD COOTS way of thinking.

Lioness · 11-20-2001, 06:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
Hahahahahah.... of course, none of the TOTS are stupid enough to fall for that...

Yeah. [img]smile.gif[/img] But thanx for the story John D.

Garnet FalconDance · 11-20-2001, 06:37 PM

Read your wise fable to my 14 yr old--laughed harder the second time after I saw the look on his face!

Age and ... experience will win every time!!!!

J.J. · 11-21-2001, 12:56 AM

The ability to understand and use external cause and effect to your advantage is something you have to be an OLD COOT to do well....

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-19-2001, 08:57 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit ...... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! [ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: John D Harris ] __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

11-19-2001, 10:26 PM	#3
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 62 Posts: 1,512	Coots rule the coop! [ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: \Conan/ ] __________________ \\Conan/
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11-20-2001, 01:49 AM	#4
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	Hahahaha!!!! I like the OLD COOTS way of thinking. __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

11-20-2001, 06:06 PM	#5
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	quote: Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth: Hahahahahah.... of course, none of the TOTS are stupid enough to fall for that... Yeah. [img]smile.gif[/img] But thanx for the story John D.

11-20-2001, 06:37 PM	#6
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 60 Posts: 1,443	Read your wise fable to my 14 yr old--laughed harder the second time after I saw the look on his face! Age and ... experience will win every time!!!! __________________ "Nature tells every secret once." Ralph Waldo Emerson

11-19-2001, 10:06 PM	#2
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	Hahahahahah.... of course, none of the TOTS are stupid enough to fall for that...

11-21-2001, 12:56 AM	#7
J.J. Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Montana, USA Age: 60 Posts: 1,217	The ability to understand and use external cause and effect to your advantage is something you have to be an OLD COOT to do well.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Amanda, Kyleia, and Kathleen\'s Dad-Best Damn Job, Period. Official procrastinator of the O.L.D. C.O.O.T.S. Clan unOfficial Homeopathic Quacktitioner of the IW Realm

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