PMS -- (tongue in cheek of course)

[bilqis]

PMS (pre-menstrual syndrome for those who don't know) is a very real difficulty for many women. While I find all of these humorous, I hope no one is offended by them.

One thing I do want to say about it tho, is that just because we may be suffering from PMS it doesn't invalidate our point, whatever it may be!!
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, IF they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@! HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
> > Pass My Shotgun
> > Psychotic Mood Shift
> > Perpetual Munching Spree
> > Puffy Mid-Section
> > People Make Me Sick
> > Provide Me with Sweets
> > Pardon My Sobbing
> > Pimples May Surface
> > Pass My Sweatpants
> > Pissy Mood Syndrome
> > Plainly; Men Suck
> > Pack My Stuff
> > Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.

[This message has been edited by bilqis (edited 06-20-2001).]

[Rows Sock]

Ah, PMS, The time of the month when men lay low and try not to be noticed to much... If you think women suffer PMS, try being a brother of 3 older teenage sisters... No wonder I turned out the way I did..



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Row Firecam's temporary sock

If any women ARE offended, email me, I'll close it..

No Offence Bilqis


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Ziroc
Ironworks Webmaster
www.tgeweb.com/ironworks

There is a quote from Mr Garrison of South Park for this:
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"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
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LS ducks and runs for the hills

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Ziroc: If any women ARE offended, email me, I'll close it.. No Offence Bilqis

Nah... I think most women here have enough sense of humour to handle it Ziroc
That is, unless they're in their PMS period...
~Mel grabs large frying pan and dashes after that insolent Lord Shield~

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

After a short while you here from the distance
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"*clang* ow! i won't *clang* ow! do it again *clang* ow! promise" followed by more clanging sounds for good measure

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

[Reeka]

You mean to tell me that men do not become irrationally psychotic once a month? Why doesn't anybody tell me these things? Wait. . . . . . what was that. OH, men are chronically irrationally psychotic. Well, ladies, I guess we aren't doing so bad afterall.

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[Melusine]

Originally posted by Reeka: You mean to tell me that men do not become irrationally psychotic once a month? Why doesn't anybody tell me these things? Wait. . . . . . what was that. OH, men are chronically irrationally psychotic. Well, ladies, I guess we aren't doing so bad afterall.

LOLSFHKASARLMSFLBP!!!! (ok, just for you Dawgie )
You go girl!!



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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by Melusine: LOLSFHKASARLMSFLBP!!!! (ok, just for you Dawgie ) You go girl!!

WOO HOO!!!! It's taking over the world !!!

Soon, my minions will march forth, and the kingdoms themselves will be as chaff...

My plans of dominance are falling together nicely!!! *RudeDawg, wringing his hands greediy*

Wait! Did I just say all that out loud???

OH, btw, to get back to the post.

My "one true love", the one who stabbed me in the back, was the WORST! (Boubon TRIED to warn me, all my friends did. Did I listen? Noooooo) After her, all women are angels. Pissed-Off angels, but angels nonetheless...


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[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: There is a quote from Mr Garrison of South Park for this: . . "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" . LS ducks and runs for the hills

hmmm...come a little closer, Lord of the Birds (hehehe)....I'll make you bleed and we'll see if you can be trusted.... *snicker*


Cloudy

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."