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[Visceris]

Epona, Blademaster, it is because I feel so enraptured in these argumentative expositions and the cause itself I must interject what I believe to be right and true. Sure this might be a bit tedious and torturous and so forth and so on, but it needs to be said. That is why I am here, to speculate and conjecture on topics in which most people are either too cautious or too frustrated to post on these said topics. I am here for you so you might not need to post.

Was that a bit over the top? I can never tell. HA!

Seriously I'll stop for the next day or so, so you people can take a breather. In all things you must keep your sense of humor, especially on serious (or not-so serious) issues.

[Cloudbringer]

I have been up many hours on little sleep. And before turning in for the nignt, I need to say:


Hello Mad Wanderer, Visceris, you appear, by your number of posts, to be NEW!!


So:

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME to the IRONWORKS Forums!

Always nice to see a new face, hope you find help in games and lots of good talks here!


Cloudbringer
Official Welcome Wagon of the Ironworks Forums

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[This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 05-28-2001).]

Here is a joke to lighten things up.


An Australian tourist was sitting at the bar in an Irish pub
when all of a sudden a guy yelled out "Number 47!", and
all the other drinkers started laughing. A few minutes later
another guy yelled out "Number 77!, and
again everybody laughed.

The Australian thought this was a bit odd, so he asked the
barman what was going on. The barman said, "Well, it's like
this - these people have been drinking here for years, and
they all tell the same jokes. So a couple of years ago we
decided to give each joke a number, and now when someone
starts telling a joke, if you think you know what it is
you call out the number and if people think it's a funny
one they will laugh."

The Aussie thought he'd give this a try. He waited until it
was quiet and then stood up and shouted "Number 88!" and
everybody laughed loudly and hysterically for ten minutes
or more. People were falling over
and crying with laughter. The pub was in uproar.

The Aussie said to the barman, "So tell me, why did they laugh
more at my joke than the others?" And the barman
said, "Well, there are two
reasons--firstly it was a very funny joke, and
secondly, nobody had heard it before."



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[Visceris]

Thanks Cloudy, its appreciated.

Blademaster, good joke. It definitely was worth a chuckle.

[Mad Wanderer]

I enjoyed it and thank you folks for the welcome.
Pj i repeat my offer for a email solution i beleive that you already received one from me?!
Other than that Baldur's gate rules
TOb come quickly

[Donut]

Originally posted by BladeMaster: Here is a joke to lighten things up. An Australian tourist was sitting at the bar in an Irish pub when all of a sudden a guy yelled out "Number 47!", and all the other drinkers started laughing. A few minutes later another guy yelled out "Number 77!, and again everybody laughed. The Australian thought this was a bit odd, so he asked the barman what was going on. The barman said, "Well, it's like this - these people have been drinking here for years, and they all tell the same jokes. So a couple of years ago we decided to give each joke a number, and now when someone starts telling a joke, if you think you know what it is you call out the number and if people think it's a funny one they will laugh." The Aussie thought he'd give this a try. He waited until it was quiet and then stood up and shouted "Number 88!" and everybody laughed loudly and hysterically for ten minutes or more. People were falling over and crying with laughter. The pub was in uproar. The Aussie said to the barman, "So tell me, why did they laugh more at my joke than the others?" And the barman said, "Well, there are two reasons--firstly it was a very funny joke, and secondly, nobody had heard it before."

The version I heard was that the Aussie shouted out 'Number 88' and nobody laughed. When he sat down he asked why this was and was told 'You told it wrong!'


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