Want to insult someone?

Arvon · 04-15-2003, 06:55 PM

I had to edit out a couple. Found a site totally dedicated to insults. Found it in MSN news.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Don't feel bad - a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them!

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you ?

Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another?

He has depth, but only on the surface. Deep down inside, he is shallow.

Look here - it's the tall, dark obnoxious stranger, and is this one ever strange!

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

You are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

You are so dishonest, I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

You have a nasty speech inpediment....your foot.

You must have a low opinion of people, if you think they are your equal.

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant.

You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.

I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper?

Kakero · 04-15-2003, 07:00 PM

I'm sure that will start a whole board war. unless the other side is a patience type. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Xero279 · 04-15-2003, 07:55 PM

ROFL those are great haha i gotta use some of those!

Gangrell · 04-15-2003, 10:20 PM

Those insults are alright, but wouldn't work on a high school level

04-15-2003, 06:55 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	I had to edit out a couple. Found a site totally dedicated to insults. Found it in MSN news. You are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way. I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. Don't feel bad - a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them! Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you ? Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another? He has depth, but only on the surface. Deep down inside, he is shallow. Look here - it's the tall, dark obnoxious stranger, and is this one ever strange! I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you. Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? You are such a smart-arse, I bet you could sit on a tub of ice cream and tell me what flavour it is. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Breathe the other way, please. Your opinions are bleaching my hair. There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. You are so dishonest, I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are. You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you. You have a nasty speech inpediment....your foot. You must have a low opinion of people, if you think they are your equal. You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now I see that you are just the opposite - you are obnoxious and arrogant. You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down. I hear you changed your mind at last! What did you do with the diaper? __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-15-2003, 07:55 PM	#3
Xero279 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Atlanta Age: 36 Posts: 1,360	ROFL those are great haha i gotta use some of those! __________________ <br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[music04]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/music04.gif\" /> Live to Rock, Rock to Live <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[rocking2]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/rocking2.gif\" /> <br />[url]\"http://www.livejournal.com/users/Xero279\" target=\"_blank\">...From The Mind of Xero</a>

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04-15-2003, 07:00 PM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I'm sure that will start a whole board war. unless the other side is a patience type. [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-15-2003, 10:20 PM	#4
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	Those insults are alright, but wouldn't work on a high school level

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