Things Kids Say :D

[Charean]

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was
stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old
shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "we better throw this one out too, then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
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On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old
daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and
fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table, my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in the woods."
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A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat. "The secret,"
she said, "is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up." The boy looked at her quizzically..."Why does it have to be a secret?"
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When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old
lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
amazement and then asked, "What's the matter-haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

[mistral4543]

Pretty good [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Especially the 7th one...

[RudeDawg]

ROTFLMAO !!!!

Funny stuff....

I need to try the last one...

"haven't you ever seen a man before?" [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

[Scholarcs]

Originally posted by RudeDawg: ROTFLMAO !!!! Funny stuff.... I need to try the last one... "haven't you ever seen a man before?" [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

I'd like to see you try that one...I reckon you would get arrested.

[Charean]

Originally posted by Scholarcs: quote: Originally posted by RudeDawg: ROTFLMAO !!!! Funny stuff.... I need to try the last one... "haven't you ever seen a man before?" [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

I'd like to see you try that one...I reckon you would get arrested. [/QUOTE]Arrested, hell... I wouldn't let him! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Ar-Cunin]

Very nice - although I think some of them are made up - still [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Charean: ************************* On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." *************************

LOL! The child in question wasn't Nessy, was it?

[Earthdog]

Very nice. I might hear stuff like that from my kids if I didnt have them gagged and tied up in a closet [img]smile.gif[/img]

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