Golfer's Marriage

John D Harris · 11-14-2001, 07:55 PM

To celebrate their 50 years of marriage, the love
couple booked a weekend at Pebble Beach. On the third tee, the
husband said: "Honey, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief
affair. It meant nothing, I hope that you can forgive me."
The wife was hurt but said, "My dearest, those days
are long gone.
What we have is far more valuable. I forgive you."
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the wife said to her
husband: "Honey, since we're being honest, I have something to tell you.
Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change. I was a man before we met." The husband went into a fit! He cursed, threw his
driver into the water, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore
at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You liar, you despicable liar! How could you? I trusted you!

And to think that you've been hitting from the red
tees all this time!"

*\Conan/* · 11-14-2001, 08:57 PM

Im wearing gloves on each hand from now on.. easy on the wedge

Harkoliar · 11-15-2001, 06:02 AM

good ONE !!!

11-14-2001, 07:55 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	To celebrate their 50 years of marriage, the love couple booked a weekend at Pebble Beach. On the third tee, the husband said: "Honey, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing, I hope that you can forgive me." The wife was hurt but said, "My dearest, those days are long gone. What we have is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed. On the seventeenth tee, the wife said to her husband: "Honey, since we're being honest, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change. I was a man before we met." The husband went into a fit! He cursed, threw his driver into the water, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You liar, you despicable liar! How could you? I trusted you! And to think that you've been hitting from the red tees all this time!" __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

11-14-2001, 08:57 PM	#2
\Conan/ Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Virginia, USA Age: 62 Posts: 1,512	Im wearing gloves on each hand from now on.. easy on the wedge __________________ \\Conan/
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11-15-2001, 06:02 AM	#3
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	good ONE !!! __________________ Catch me if you can..

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