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07-12-2001, 06:57 AM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: June 5, 2001
Location: Canvey Island, Essex, England
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OK, here's a couple for you all.
A man's thinking about his dull sex life so say's to his wife "Hey honey, why don't we try a different position tonight?" "OK, you stand over the cooker all evening and I'll sit in the armchair, belching, drinking beer and watching football" She replies. A woman returns from a medical check up and says to her husband "The doctor tells me I've got the body of an 18 year old girl". "What did he say about your big fat arse" he retorts. "Well, he didn't mention you once actually" she replies. |
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07-12-2001, 10:03 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
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John D., do you think it would have been a little much to offer to iron his underwear too?
------------------ Order of the Holy Flame Member of Clan HADB 
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07-12-2001, 03:09 PM
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Banned User
Join Date: June 17, 2001
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia
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I heard this joke about three years ago and it still cracks me up. I know a good one about Superman, Wonder Woman and the Invisible Man but its a little too dirty to tell here.
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07-12-2001, 06:05 PM
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Elminster
 Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
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ROFLMAO!
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07-12-2001, 06:19 PM
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Ninja Storm Shadow
 Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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 Miss Reeka, you are a Southern Belle. |
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07-12-2001, 11:34 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
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Posted by John D: Miss Reeka, you are a Southern Belle.
Sure nuff, sugar, I am. ------------------ Order of the Holy Flame Member of Clan HADB
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07-13-2001, 11:30 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
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HAHAHA!!!
Reekas doing it the other way around!!! Shes gonna make the guy feel like a man!!! wehehehe  ------------------  Yukishiro Tomoe |
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07-13-2001, 12:10 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
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That is a good joke! ------------------  Devoted member of the Ironworks Loyal guardian of the OHF Member of the Ancients' club Witness of the 4,000th post by Cloudposter Currently engaged in the Throne of Bhaal expansion set |
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07-14-2001, 09:45 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
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you nuts peeps?!?! i know that joke!!! all i can say is... poor Invisible Man...
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