Four, VERY LONG jokes... - Page 2

Sir Byronas · 01-30-2002, 11:08 AM

LOL, LOL! Very good, Larry! Al though they are too, too, too, too, too long.

Sir ReGiN · 01-30-2002, 11:23 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Epona:
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!

No idea what that means [img]smile.gif[/img]

And those were GREAT Larry, my room mate actually had to slam me on the back 'cause I couldn't breath

[ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Sir ReGiN ]

Vassili_Zaitsev · 01-31-2002, 11:58 PM

Heres a joke. Stalin was making a speech to his fellow soviets while nazi germnay was attacking stalingrad and leningrad and moscow. Someone in the audience sneezed. Stalin Yelled who was that! No one said anything, he again yelled WHO WAS THAT! Again no one dared not answer. Stalin had the first row shot and yelled who was that! No one answered so he had half of the second row shot. Finally someone in the third row said quietly, "it was me comrade stalin". Stalin said bless you mildly and continued his speech.

Vassili_Zaitsev · 02-01-2002, 12:42 AM

Heres another joke. In old commie Soviet Union you could buy vodka and bread. In current Russia you wait in a loooong line to buy bread and you sell it in the black market for vodka.

And another:

A man dies and goes to hell, he sees 2 signs Socialism hell and Communism hell. He decides to goto Socialism hell, he walks up to see John Adams. He asks John Adams what they do in there, John replys "they burn u in hot oil and use hooks" The man decides to see what communism hell is all about. The man waits in a long long long line and eventually pushes his way to the front to be greeted by Stalin. He asks stalin what they do in there. Stalin replys "they burn you in hot oil and use hooks" "but sometimes we dont have hooks and sometimes we dont have oil"

Melusine · 02-01-2002, 07:40 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Epona:

BTW Lennon, as far as I know, most American spelling and words are closer to how English used to be - it is 'English' English that has changed more!

You're absolutely right, Epona. American English is based on the English of the settlers back then and has changed less in most respects than British English. Even some of the AE pronunciation is closer to 17th century English than British English is.

01-30-2002, 11:08 AM	#11
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	LOL, LOL! Very good, Larry! Al though they are too, too, too, too, too long. __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

01-30-2002, 11:23 AM	#12
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	quote: Originally posted by Epona: ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!! No idea what that means [img]smile.gif[/img] And those were GREAT Larry, my room mate actually had to slam me on the back 'cause I couldn't breath [ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Sir ReGiN ] __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

01-31-2002, 11:58 PM	#13
Vassili_Zaitsev Dungeon Master Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 56	Heres a joke. Stalin was making a speech to his fellow soviets while nazi germnay was attacking stalingrad and leningrad and moscow. Someone in the audience sneezed. Stalin Yelled who was that! No one said anything, he again yelled WHO WAS THAT! Again no one dared not answer. Stalin had the first row shot and yelled who was that! No one answered so he had half of the second row shot. Finally someone in the third row said quietly, "it was me comrade stalin". Stalin said bless you mildly and continued his speech. __________________ D-Loc to Johnny Richter\'s like ping to pong,<br />Ain\'t nothing wrong don\'t fix shit if it ain\'t broke,<br />We ain\'t no jokes, <br />you know the kings by the size of our tokes, <br />motherfuckers!<br /><br />Blaze All Day, Every Day,<br />Each Way, The Right Way,<br />My Way, Greenhay, We High,<br />Been There, Done That,<br />Big Blunts, Fat Sacks,<br />Hit It Fast, Make It Last,<br />First Class, We Blaze...<br /><br />Well yup I\'m still drunk with the humps in the trunk,<br />You hear the Kottonmouth Kings yellin\' out BUMP! BUMP!<br />I flew through a yellow then I ran a red,<br />Grabbed a bev saw a cop then hit the clutch and breath,<br />Knew I had to slow down so I smoked a bowl,<br />Picked up D-Loc and told him start to roll,<br />Freeway was packed so I paid the toll,<br />Four joints later my bus was fishbowled,

02-01-2002, 12:42 AM	#14
Vassili_Zaitsev Dungeon Master Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 56	Heres another joke. In old commie Soviet Union you could buy vodka and bread. In current Russia you wait in a loooong line to buy bread and you sell it in the black market for vodka. And another: A man dies and goes to hell, he sees 2 signs Socialism hell and Communism hell. He decides to goto Socialism hell, he walks up to see John Adams. He asks John Adams what they do in there, John replys "they burn u in hot oil and use hooks" The man decides to see what communism hell is all about. The man waits in a long long long line and eventually pushes his way to the front to be greeted by Stalin. He asks stalin what they do in there. Stalin replys "they burn you in hot oil and use hooks" "but sometimes we dont have hooks and sometimes we dont have oil" __________________ D-Loc to Johnny Richter\'s like ping to pong,<br />Ain\'t nothing wrong don\'t fix shit if it ain\'t broke,<br />We ain\'t no jokes, <br />you know the kings by the size of our tokes, <br />motherfuckers!<br /><br />Blaze All Day, Every Day,<br />Each Way, The Right Way,<br />My Way, Greenhay, We High,<br />Been There, Done That,<br />Big Blunts, Fat Sacks,<br />Hit It Fast, Make It Last,<br />First Class, We Blaze...<br /><br />Well yup I\'m still drunk with the humps in the trunk,<br />You hear the Kottonmouth Kings yellin\' out BUMP! BUMP!<br />I flew through a yellow then I ran a red,<br />Grabbed a bev saw a cop then hit the clutch and breath,<br />Knew I had to slow down so I smoked a bowl,<br />Picked up D-Loc and told him start to roll,<br />Freeway was packed so I paid the toll,<br />Four joints later my bus was fishbowled,

02-01-2002, 07:40 AM	#15
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	quote: Originally posted by Epona: BTW Lennon, as far as I know, most American spelling and words are closer to how English used to be - it is 'English' English that has changed more! You're absolutely right, Epona. American English is based on the English of the settlers back then and has changed less in most respects than British English. Even some of the AE pronunciation is closer to 17th century English than British English is. __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

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