10-10-2003, 04:33 PM | #1 |
Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
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DEGREE OF NON-PROFICIENCY IN SPOKEN ENGLISH:
Chretch: unable to express himself coherently in English. Arnold: English is badly mangled, but most of the time able to string together simple sentences. DEGREE OF NON-PROFICIENCY IN OTHER LANGUAGES: Chretch: unable to express himself coherently in French Arnie: degree of incompetence in spoken German unknown, but unlikely to impact his ability to govern California. KEY ECONOMIC ADVISOR: Chretch: his wife and an imaginary homeless guy from Ottawa Arnie: Warren Buffet DESCRIPTION OF POLICY ANNOUNCEMENTS MADE PUBLICLY: Chretch: Vague and contradictory Arnie: Vague and contradictory OTHER CAREER ACCOMPLISHMENTS OUTSIDE OF POLITICS: Chretch: Sulked for several years after losing 1984 Liberal leadership Arnie: Bodybuilding competitor, successful acting career, advisor to President Regan on physical fitness, and successful entrepreneur INTERPERSONAL RELATIONS: Arnie: May have copped a feel 25 years ago Chretch: Strangles protesters VIEWS ON MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY: Arnie: Feels it should be heavily subsidised Chretch: Feels it should be heavily subsidised POLITICIAN HE'S MOST LIKE: Arnie: Ronald Regan, another actor and Republican who went on become both Governor of California and President. Chretch: Mackenzie King, a man who consulted the spirit of his dead mother through seances for policy advice. WHY HE GOT ELECTED: Arnie: The people liked his folksy charm and hated all the other choices. Chretch: The people like his folkst charm and hated all the other choices. Moral of the story: Canada survived Chretch. California will survive Arnie. |
10-10-2003, 04:45 PM | #2 |
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LMAO! Those lines about Chretien... [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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10-10-2003, 05:02 PM | #3 |
Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
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I like the one about the stragling of the protesters. Have to give the guy credit. Screw the bodyguards I can do this my self.
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10-10-2003, 05:09 PM | #4 |
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There's a difference in these cases: Arnold was elected after the current governor was departed/deported eeerrrrr... people voted to get rid of him
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10-10-2003, 06:39 PM | #5 |
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PRETTY FUNNY STUFF!
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