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11-10-2001, 10:25 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
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THE LOVE DRESS
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. In fact, I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute." The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home, however, she thought about the "love dress". When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" she replied. "Needs ironing," he said.
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11-10-2001, 10:34 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
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ROTFLMAO!!! Sh*t that was hilarious!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-10-2001, 10:36 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! doh!
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11-10-2001, 11:47 PM
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Galvatron
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Lol! That was really mean, but that was really funny...
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11-11-2001, 12:08 AM
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ROFL! When mine needs ironing...I quit!
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11-11-2001, 02:11 AM
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Gold Dragon
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ROTFLMAO!!!
(whatever that means )
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11-11-2001, 05:43 AM
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LMAO! You're too funny for your own good, Saz!
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11-11-2001, 06:24 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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Looks to me like the keeper of the evil smelling fart-raptor in on some kind of adrenalin/endorphin rush triggered by extreme anticipation of the release of Wizardry 8
Calm down, man Oh, btw, after the release date are you going to have a countdown in your sig to the release date of the major patch that sorts out the bugs? (j/k - I hope) *ducks* [ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Mouse ]
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11-11-2001, 09:51 AM
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Jack Burton
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LMAO!!!!!
: heehee!!!BTW, ROTFLMAO(Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off)
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11-12-2001, 06:23 AM
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ROTFLMAO
That was a real good one , keep em coming [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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