Anti-Anomen Society Part II (originally by Kaltia) - Page 8

Kaltia · 11-08-2002, 06:17 AM

Alright, Antryg, you win this "poems, songs+insult Kaltia" competition

Wait a sec...I thought it was Anomen? *tuts* [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

antryg · 11-08-2002, 09:37 PM

In honor of the beauty and graciousness which is Kaltia (after all she said I won) I offer the following limerick.

Here is Kaltia who all know as a Ranger,
Who knew that a party with Anomen was danger.
So she buried him in France
after stealing his pants.
While Caleathis did wait in a manger.
"I knew it wasn't the best poem I'd written but I didn't have much time. I was falling straight down at a screaming 90 mph and the ground was coming up real fast." -Arlo Guthrie the "Pickle Song"

Kaltia · 11-09-2002, 05:42 AM

Actually, Antryg, it was VERY poor [img]tongue.gif[/img]

When days were old
And knights were bold
and c*nd*ms weren't invented
Ano wrapped a sock around his **** and ****** until contented

9_1_6 · 11-09-2002, 07:38 AM

ANOMEN IS A POWERFULL CLERIC...
that is all i have to say... he is annoying but, powerful. So they cancel out.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-09-2002, 07:54 AM

[quote]Originally posted by antryg:
[QB] It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc).

EXCUSE ME?! I had a romance going will ALL THREE on BG., Viccy, Aeire AND Jaheria... Just what are you implying? I wish my heart *was* "pure" but it isn't. I'll get you for that latter Antryg. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

I can think of several reasons... [img]tongue.gif[/img] number 1; its whats inside that counts, not psychical appearences... altho, those ARE nice too [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 11-09-2002, 12:49 PM

ctually, 9, if you don't count the fighter side of him; Anomen is beaten hands-down by Viconia. She has awis of 18, making her the best NPC cleric in the game. *hugs Colin*

9_1_6 · 11-09-2002, 09:13 PM

I suppose you are correct... But then again, I'll take Anomen over Viconia!

antryg · 11-09-2002, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:

quote:
Originally posted by antryg:
[QB] It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc).

EXCUSE ME?! I had a romance going will ALL THREE on BG., Viccy, Aeire AND Jaheria... Just what are you implying? I wish my heart *was* "pure" but it isn't. I'll get you for that latter Antryg. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

I can think of several reasons... [img]tongue.gif[/img] number 1; its whats inside that counts, not psychical appearences... altho, those ARE nice too [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Obviously, I'm not going to win this one. Here I was trying to be nice to you after inflicting so much emotional pain on you (*hides and sits in shadowy corner*) and it isn't appreciated. All I was trying to do was lie and condemn my soul to the depths of hell to build you up for Kat. WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME! You just try to help a guy out by shovelling a mountain of s*** to impress a girl and you get no respect. I'm so depressed I can't even insult Anomen. [img]graemlins/bricks.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 11-15-2002, 05:33 PM

...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

11-08-2002, 09:37 PM	#72
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	In honor of the beauty and graciousness which is Kaltia (after all she said I won) I offer the following limerick. Here is Kaltia who all know as a Ranger, Who knew that a party with Anomen was danger. So she buried him in France after stealing his pants. While Caleathis did wait in a manger. "I knew it wasn't the best poem I'd written but I didn't have much time. I was falling straight down at a screaming 90 mph and the ground was coming up real fast." -Arlo Guthrie the "Pickle Song" __________________

11-09-2002, 07:38 AM	#74
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	ANOMEN IS A POWERFULL CLERIC... that is all i have to say... he is annoying but, powerful. So they cancel out. __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

11-09-2002, 09:13 PM	#77
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	I suppose you are correct... But then again, I'll take Anomen over Viconia! __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

11-15-2002, 05:33 PM	#79
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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11-08-2002, 06:17 AM	#71
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Alright, Antryg, you win this "poems, songs+insult Kaltia" competition Wait a sec...I thought it was Anomen? tuts [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

11-09-2002, 05:42 AM	#73
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Actually, Antryg, it was VERY poor [img]tongue.gif[/img] When days were old And knights were bold and cndms weren't invented Ano wrapped a sock around his ** and **** until contented

11-09-2002, 12:49 PM	#76
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	ctually, 9, if you don't count the fighter side of him; Anomen is beaten hands-down by Viconia. She has awis of 18, making her the best NPC cleric in the game. hugs Colin

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