Guys...Here's about 25 pickup lines

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Bungleau: Bonus points if you can sing the song.... And an extra point for anyone who remembers who sang it, and when.

Too easy. OK I kow the answer though perhaps not the exact year... 1980? Or ´81 perhaps?

Anyway, 25 pickup lines and none of them work. Well at least they wouldn´t work on me. Perhaps some of you guys could try them and let us know the result.

[ 04-15-2003, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

[Jorath Calar]

"I'm looking to start a family but only need active ovaries... mind if I use yours..." [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Bungleau]

A Google search returned that "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" was a hit for the Bellamy Brothers in 1979. Link to details here, if it matters.

[Rokenn]

Originally posted by Gangrell: Quote: Originally posted by Xero279: ROFL haha, those are great. my personal favorite is.. "Hey, nice shoes. wanna screw?"

*watches PG rating burst into flames and goes flying out the window* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Actually that is the PG version of the that line

[Timber Loftis]

Interestingly, Arvon, your list contains a version of the only "patented" pickup line I have ever liked:
"So, when I wake you in the morning should it be with a phone call or a gentle nudge?"

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: Interestingly, Arvon, your list contains a version of the only "patented" pickup line I have ever liked: "So, when I wake you in the morning should it be with a phone call or a gentle nudge?"

Oh I see you got inspired to use the willowstick by using that line Timber. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I always wondered why you suddenly started to use it. Now I understand. Yepp, all those slaps really can unhinge mens minds. [img]tongue.gif[/img] LLAO!! Ooops I´ve gone and done it again.

[John D Harris]

Your hair would look great drapped across my pillow.

[Arledrian]

I've always wanted to break my leg, then go out, approach some random girl, and say 'hey, I know it looks like it, but that's not my leg in there' (in the cast). I have a feeling I'd get the real-life equivalent of the Timber-thwacking smiley, but it'd be worth it for the laugh.

[ 04-16-2003, 04:36 AM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

[Gnarf]

Originally posted by Epona: Quote: Originally posted by Gnarf: [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] ... "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

No no no, it's "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Kids these days, honestly, they don't know nuffink [/QUOTE]*blames it on the mental disorders*

[Bahamut]

"hmm..." (looks at the tag behind her shirt or whatever) "just as i thought, made in heaven..."

wahahaha... my gawd...

[ 04-16-2003, 07:01 AM: Message edited by: Bahamut ]