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02-19-2003, 06:24 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: August 24, 2002
Location: Aussie now in the US of A!
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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple
who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks your Really good looking" |
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02-19-2003, 11:28 PM
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Ra
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Location: The US of A
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............ [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
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02-19-2003, 11:31 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: August 30, 2002
Location: Dallas, Tx.
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oooooohhhh, I get it. There's a twist to the story which leads to a surprise ending. *Earth humor* har! har! har!
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02-20-2003, 10:25 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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ouch.. that must have hurt..
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02-20-2003, 10:28 AM
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Location: Paris, France
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Fun
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02-20-2003, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: June 8, 2001
Location: The forest
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uhm...lol! I guess he didn't expect that
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02-20-2003, 01:49 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: November 16, 2002
Location: Surrey, England
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[img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img] ick, poor man [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img]
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02-21-2003, 02:27 AM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: January 4, 2003
Location: Australia
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Jease.... it just goes to show what prison does to you! lol
Marikai
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02-21-2003, 05:11 AM
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 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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ewww.. yuck!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-21-2003, 07:54 AM
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Elminster
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man, that is just sick...
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