03-06-2004, 07:43 AM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Are You Normal?
- Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils. - 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do. - Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly. - 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. - 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations. - 91% lie regularly, so you can just throw away statistics like these based on their answers *grin* - 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz. - 29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store. - 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods. - 90% believe in divine retribution (but apparently not for lying) - 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. - 82% believe in an afterlife. - 45% believe in ghosts. - 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail. - 29% are virgins when they marry. - 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't. - 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item. - Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old. - 35% give to charity at least once a month. - How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder. - 69% eat the cake before the frosting. - When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton. - Snickers is the most popular candy. - 22% of us skip lunch daily. - 9% of us skip breakfast daily. - 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds. - Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side. - 45% use mouthwash every day. - 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink. - The typical shower is 101 degrees F. - Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair. - 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery. - 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. - 58% of women paint their nails regularly. - 33% of women lie about their weight. - 10% claim to have seen a ghost. - 57% have had deja vu. - 49% believe in ESP. - 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids. - 44% have broken a bone. - 14% have attended a self-help meeting. - 15% regularly go to a shrink. - 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home. - 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up. What's up? - 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. - 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet. - 28.1% pee in the pool. Think about that next time you go swimming! - 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host... whoops, "uh.. just looking for the uh..." - 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip it (his pants). - 71.6% of us eavesdrop. - 22% are functionally illiterate. [Reminds me of the lady who said, "My son ain't illiterate. We was married two weeks before he was born!"] - Less than 10% are trilingual. - 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR. - 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. - 56% of women do the bills in a marriage. - 2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. Now, make it TWO million and half the night... : ) - 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life. - 40% of us have had music lessons. - 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch. - 53% read their horoscopes regularly. - 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary, mostly men, (and they say statistics don't lie. See 91% Americans lie regularly for details. Yeah, we know the rest of you men just have wives who TELL you the anniversary is coming up!) - 59% of us say we're average-looking. - Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful. - 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us. - 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers. - 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex. - 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity. - On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year. - 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends. - 2 out of 5 have married their first love. - The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money. - Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand. - 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees. - 6% propose over the phone, [but that includes only of those who were accepted over the phone, not those who were hung up on] - 71% can drive a stick-shift car. - 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. [Must be the over 55 crowd : ) ] - 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. - 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. - 12% of men never use their car blinkers. - 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them. - 25% drive after they've been drinking. - 4 out of 5 sing in the car. - 1 in 3 have had an extramarital affair. - 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
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03-06-2004, 08:45 AM | #2 |
Harper
Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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15% of this is what I read before I got bored... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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03-06-2004, 09:43 AM | #3 |
Baaz Draconian
Join Date: August 28, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 46
Posts: 708
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Show me who to kill and get the 10 mill ready! hehe
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03-06-2004, 07:58 PM | #4 |
40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
Posts: 10,215
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Will I be normal if I read all of those? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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03-06-2004, 08:07 PM | #5 | |
Egyptian Goddess of the Dead
Join Date: July 12, 2001
Location: South Carolina
Age: 40
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03-06-2004, 10:47 PM | #6 |
Iron Throne Cult
Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
Posts: 4,864
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Wow... ain't you a tower of power... man I envy your height... hehehe [img]smile.gif[/img]
Well... since 91% of the time people are lying... so I guess this "facts" are considered null and void? |
03-06-2004, 11:24 PM | #7 |
Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
Join Date: January 7, 2002
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Age: 45
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] well, we all know that Wendy falls into the minority on the first one huh Miss Zekke?
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