Bad Times

Arvon · 01-09-2003, 10:44 AM

Bad Times

VIRUS ALERT: READ IMMEDIATELY!

Hey, this is a bad virus! Thought I better forward this alert, in case you haven't already received it-better safe than sorry.

Warning: If you receive an email entitled "Bad Times," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?! ! ! !

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with NAIR and your NAIR with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Bad Times" message is opened in a Windows 95/98/XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.

Send to everyone ..... In case you're a little dense, this is a joke.

realbinky · 01-09-2003, 11:01 AM

That is great! At first I got ready to blast you for posting, until I read another line. And, of course, noticed WHO posted it. I'm going to send this to netards that send me spam about viruses, and anything else [img]smile.gif[/img]

9_1_6 · 01-09-2003, 11:04 AM

Arvon, you did it again!
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Grungi · 01-09-2003, 11:23 AM

well didnt care about the rest of it till i got to the part about it drinking all my beer, goddamnit the world should be notified! up till now all they did was send a few email attachments and crash computers, but drinking beer is serious, did anyone inform mulder n scully? we need their help on this one [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 01-09-2003, 08:34 PM

LOL.That's cool.It sounds like my cousin...

01-09-2003, 10:44 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Bad Times VIRUS ALERT: READ IMMEDIATELY! Hey, this is a bad virus! Thought I better forward this alert, in case you haven't already received it-better safe than sorry. Warning: If you receive an email entitled "Bad Times," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?! ! ! ! It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with NAIR and your NAIR with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Bad Times" message is opened in a Windows 95/98/XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you. Send to everyone ..... In case you're a little dense, this is a joke. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-09-2003, 11:01 AM	#2
realbinky Elminster Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Milford, MA 01757 Age: 52 Posts: 442	That is great! At first I got ready to blast you for posting, until I read another line. And, of course, noticed WHO posted it. I'm going to send this to netards that send me spam about viruses, and anything else [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br />Move all ZIG for great PROGRESS!<br />Project M.U.L.E.<br />At least my kids think I\'m smart...

01-09-2003, 11:04 AM	#3
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	Arvon, you did it again! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

01-09-2003, 08:34 PM	#5
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	LOL.That's cool.It sounds like my cousin... __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

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01-09-2003, 11:23 AM	#4
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 46 Posts: 1,446	well didnt care about the rest of it till i got to the part about it drinking all my beer, goddamnit the world should be notified! up till now all they did was send a few email attachments and crash computers, but drinking beer is serious, did anyone inform mulder n scully? we need their help on this one [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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