Conspiracy Theories

Link · 08-01-2005, 10:36 AM

Post your super-duper conspiracy theories here. They may include anyone, any country and any corporation. All in good jest, of course

I think...that Ironworks forum is being managed through some secret code. Every single letter stands for a mathematical equation, in which way all posters contribute to Choc's plans of world domination. I found out, because the exclamation mark ("!") looks an awful lot like the mathematical symbol for "faculty". Yes, my friends, this conspiracy goes very deep! It may even be so that by posting this very thread, we're contributing to Choc's secret Swiss bank account so he can buy secret weapons from the Martians in Area 51!!

Timber Loftis · 08-01-2005, 11:07 AM

I think that the banking families of Europe and the U.S. have structured world finance for about 400 years now, and were the primary driving forces behind removing us from the gold and silver standard, removing control of the treasury from the elected Congress and placing it in the hands of a private board chaired by bankers, and fixing interest rate rules to reduce inflation in the early 80's, which led to an immediate recession.

Erm... wait, that's not a theory, it's a conspiracy fact. Sorry, wrong thread.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 08-01-2005, 05:46 PM

I think that birch beer is just root beer and Dr Pepper mixed together.

Azred · 08-01-2005, 08:48 PM

There are commands buried in MS-DOS, which is still the foundation of Windows, that allows Microsoft to browse your computer at will and/or take control of it whenever they want to.

The Library at Alexandria was burned to the ground by early Christians trying to get rid of pagan knowledge, but they burned only the building--all the books and scrolls were shipped back to the Vatican, where they remain to this day.

Adam Weishaupt was indeed banned from Austria, but he fled to the new frontier of America. He was a close look-alike for George Washington, so he and his Freemason/Illuminati brethren killed Washington and installed Weishaupt as our first President. This is why DC was laid out with Masonic designs in the streets and our national symbols are full of Bavarian Illuminati symbols.

The Carlsyle Group has invested heavily in hedge funds and is working with China to keep oil prices artificially high. About a month or two before the next Presidential election they will cause the oil prices to drop, lowering gasoline prices and maximizing the likelihood that the Republican nominee will win the election. In return, we will alter our "Two China" policy and let Taiwan go back to Beijing.

I can really get carried away on this topic. As I'm still at work, I think I'll stop for now and pick it up again later. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

krunchyfrogg · 08-01-2005, 10:49 PM

Aliens really are travelling on UFOs. But they are really evolved humans from the distant future using time travel to study their own history.

Gangrell · 08-01-2005, 10:55 PM

That some people make threads with derailed points to grab attention after poorly orchestrated attempts at hijacking a forum [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mack_Attack · 08-01-2005, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
Aliens really are travelling on UFOs. But they are really evolved humans from the distant future using time travel to study their own history.

Nice Sig the mountain king from warcraft III.

Jorath Calar · 08-02-2005, 01:00 AM

No one makes viruses for computers anymore, except for the Big Anti Virus Companies... they have a product to sell that became useless around 2002, when most hackers and script kids realised it was just a waste of time, so they have a secret department that writes viruses and releases them every 6 weeks or so...

And is it just me or have the Pringles cans gotten narrower over the years... I have not grown much for the past 8 years, but I remember when the damn cans were wide enough to reach you hand down... nowadays, I almost get stuck, it's impossible to get the bottom ones... without turning the can and then everything pours out and usually on the floor...

Kakero · 08-02-2005, 01:24 AM

I believe I'm the only human in this forum and all of you are just bots. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

robertthebard · 08-02-2005, 01:57 AM

Take me to your leader...

08-01-2005, 10:36 AM	#1
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	Post your super-duper conspiracy theories here. They may include anyone, any country and any corporation. All in good jest, of course I think...that Ironworks forum is being managed through some secret code. Every single letter stands for a mathematical equation, in which way all posters contribute to Choc's plans of world domination. I found out, because the exclamation mark ("!") looks an awful lot like the mathematical symbol for "faculty". Yes, my friends, this conspiracy goes very deep! It may even be so that by posting this very thread, we're contributing to Choc's secret Swiss bank account so he can buy secret weapons from the Martians in Area 51!! __________________ Rowing is not a sport, it's a way of life Goal: Beijing 2008

08-01-2005, 11:07 AM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	I think that the banking families of Europe and the U.S. have structured world finance for about 400 years now, and were the primary driving forces behind removing us from the gold and silver standard, removing control of the treasury from the elected Congress and placing it in the hands of a private board chaired by bankers, and fixing interest rate rules to reduce inflation in the early 80's, which led to an immediate recession. Erm... wait, that's not a theory, it's a conspiracy fact. Sorry, wrong thread. __________________

08-01-2005, 05:46 PM	#3
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	I think that birch beer is just root beer and Dr Pepper mixed together. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

08-01-2005, 08:48 PM	#4
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 54 Posts: 4,037	There are commands buried in MS-DOS, which is still the foundation of Windows, that allows Microsoft to browse your computer at will and/or take control of it whenever they want to. The Library at Alexandria was burned to the ground by early Christians trying to get rid of pagan knowledge, but they burned only the building--all the books and scrolls were shipped back to the Vatican, where they remain to this day. Adam Weishaupt was indeed banned from Austria, but he fled to the new frontier of America. He was a close look-alike for George Washington, so he and his Freemason/Illuminati brethren killed Washington and installed Weishaupt as our first President. This is why DC was laid out with Masonic designs in the streets and our national symbols are full of Bavarian Illuminati symbols. The Carlsyle Group has invested heavily in hedge funds and is working with China to keep oil prices artificially high. About a month or two before the next Presidential election they will cause the oil prices to drop, lowering gasoline prices and maximizing the likelihood that the Republican nominee will win the election. In return, we will alter our "Two China" policy and let Taiwan go back to Beijing. I can really get carried away on this topic. As I'm still at work, I think I'll stop for now and pick it up again later. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

08-01-2005, 10:49 PM	#5
krunchyfrogg Red Dragon Join Date: February 14, 2004 Location: NY, USA Age: 48 Posts: 1,516	Aliens really are travelling on UFOs. But they are really evolved humans from the distant future using time travel to study their own history. __________________ <i>A life is not important, except in the impact it has on other lives.</i><br />- Jackie Robinson<br /><br /> [img]\"http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3353/salsashark7xl.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

08-01-2005, 10:55 PM	#6
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	That some people make threads with derailed points to grab attention after poorly orchestrated attempts at hijacking a forum [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-02-2005, 01:00 AM	#8
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	No one makes viruses for computers anymore, except for the Big Anti Virus Companies... they have a product to sell that became useless around 2002, when most hackers and script kids realised it was just a waste of time, so they have a secret department that writes viruses and releases them every 6 weeks or so... And is it just me or have the Pringles cans gotten narrower over the years... I have not grown much for the past 8 years, but I remember when the damn cans were wide enough to reach you hand down... nowadays, I almost get stuck, it's impossible to get the bottom ones... without turning the can and then everything pours out and usually on the floor...

08-02-2005, 01:24 AM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I believe I'm the only human in this forum and all of you are just bots. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

08-02-2005, 01:57 AM	#10
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 60 Posts: 4,537	Take me to your leader... __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Good Music: Here. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

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