|01-26-2005, 08:31 AM||#1|
Join Date: February 19, 2002
Location: Your guess is as good as mine.
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
4. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
5. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
6. Symptom: You see multiple reflections of your face.
Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.
Cure: Stick your finger in your mouth.
7. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making an ass of yourself.
8. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
9. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
10. Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.
Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap.
Joke taken/borrowed from AskMen.com
[ 01-26-2005, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]
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|01-26-2005, 11:27 AM||#2|
Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Symptom: The "lingerie model" you picked up is wearing underwear larger than yours.
Cause: You have beer goggles.
Cure: Enjoy yourself, then leave quickly or risk having to gnaw your arm off in the morning.
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|01-26-2005, 03:42 PM||#6|
Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: The US of A
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|01-26-2005, 04:48 PM||#7|
Join Date: February 14, 2004
Location: NY, USA
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