Life's Little Truisms

Arvon · 03-23-2003, 10:16 AM

When antryg started the thread on usless informtion I got the idea for one for those little bon mots we learn in our daily living. The only rule is to keep it short.

Mine: You know you're getting old when you leave the bathroom smelling like your parents use to.

[ 03-23-2003, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

LordKathen · 03-23-2003, 10:40 AM

[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Yuk dude!!

How about, You know your a parent when, instead of chips and beers, its Animal Cookies and juice, 'couse thats all thats in the house!!

VulcanRider · 03-24-2003, 03:59 PM

1. You know you're not a kid anymore when your favorite tunes are on the oldies station.

2. You know you're getting old when you hear a muzak version of your favorite song.

Sir Goulum · 03-24-2003, 08:08 PM

You know your old when you get grandchildren [img]tongue.gif[/img]

antryg · 03-24-2003, 08:34 PM

It's not the heat.....it's the humidity.

I forgot the flipside of that one. "Yes, but it's a dry heat."

[ 03-24-2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

Kakero · 03-24-2003, 10:47 PM

You know you are getting old when little children start calling you " uncle ".

* sob *

Iron_Ranger · 03-24-2003, 10:48 PM

You dont know what you got till its gone.

Luvian · 03-27-2003, 12:04 AM

You know you look too serious when girls your age call you "sir".

It happened to me more time than I like. Some time I would be checking out a cute girl, and when she'd talk to me it would be someting starting out with "Excuse me sir..."

03-23-2003, 10:16 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	When antryg started the thread on usless informtion I got the idea for one for those little bon mots we learn in our daily living. The only rule is to keep it short. Mine: You know you're getting old when you leave the bathroom smelling like your parents use to. [ 03-23-2003, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-23-2003, 10:40 AM	#2
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Yuk dude!! How about, You know your a parent when, instead of chips and beers, its Animal Cookies and juice, 'couse thats all thats in the house!! __________________

03-24-2003, 03:59 PM	#3
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 59 Posts: 1,971	1. You know you're not a kid anymore when your favorite tunes are on the oldies station. 2. You know you're getting old when you hear a muzak version of your favorite song. __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

03-24-2003, 08:34 PM	#5
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	It's not the heat.....it's the humidity. I forgot the flipside of that one. "Yes, but it's a dry heat." [ 03-24-2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: antryg ] __________________

03-24-2003, 10:48 PM	#7
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	You dont know what you got till its gone. __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

03-24-2003, 08:08 PM	#4
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	You know your old when you get grandchildren [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-24-2003, 10:47 PM	#6
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	You know you are getting old when little children start calling you " uncle ". * sob *

03-27-2003, 12:04 AM	#8
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 43 Posts: 6,763	You know you look too serious when girls your age call you "sir". It happened to me more time than I like. Some time I would be checking out a cute girl, and when she'd talk to me it would be someting starting out with "Excuse me sir..." __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

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