02-10-2003, 09:15 PM | #1 |
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Ham Dinner
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her friend asked her,"Why did you cut off the end of the ham"? And she replied ,"I really don't know but my mother always did, so I thought you were supposed to." Later when talking to her mother she asked her why she cut off the end of the ham before baking it, and her mother replied,"I really don't know, but that's the way my mom always did it." A few weeks later while visiting her grandmother, the young woman asked, "Grandma, why is it that you cut off the end of a ham before you bake it?" Her grandmother replied ,"Well dear, it would never fit into my baking pan."
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02-10-2003, 11:52 PM | #2 |
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lol, if her friend never ask she'll probbably do the same thing for years. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-11-2003, 12:48 AM | #3 |
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ROTFLMAO i've known people who'se done that!
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02-11-2003, 04:34 PM | #4 |
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LMAO!! Reminds me of all my grandmother's recipies. They say, a pinch of this, a dash of that, a sprinkle of this, a dollup of that.
Too bad Grandma's gone, so we can't figure out what she used. It's been trial and error ever since to figure them out!
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02-11-2003, 05:08 PM | #5 |
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I guess thats why I was taught to cook ham like that [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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